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• If the Bible had said that Jonah swallowed the whale, I would believe it. — William Jennings Bryan
• I feel like Jonah Hill would be a good selfie, or Jennifer Lawrence. They'd be really good ones...Historic. — Sarah Hyland
• If I wanted to see Jonah Hill masturbate at a pool party, I'd go to one of Jonah Hill's pool parties. — Amy Poehler
• To me, these biblical stories are just so many fish stories, and I'm not specifically referring to Jonah and the whale. I… — W.C. Fields
• A great swindle of our time is the assumption that science has made religion obsolete. All science has damaged is the story… — Kurt Vonnegut
• And the Lord God prepared a plant and made it come up over Jonah, that it might be shade for his head… — Jonah
• Some suffering is given in order to chastise and correct a person for wrongful patterns of life (as in the case of… — Timothy Keller
• Lord, make me less like Jonah and more like Jesus. Save me from being the kind of person who cares more about… — Colin S. Smith
• Jonah Lehrer is one of the most talented explainers of science that we’ve got. What a pleasure it is to follow his… — Joshua Foer
• Me? As England's answer to Jonah Lomu? Joanna Lumley, more likely. — Unknown Author
• Like Jonah, you may lose your gourd, but you cannot lose your God. — Charles Spurgeon
• Seated upon the convex mound Of one vast kidney, Jonah prays And sings his canticles and hymns, Making the hollow vault resound… — Aldous Huxley

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