Jonah Quotes

67 quotes by 43 authors

If the Bible had said that Jonah swallowed the whale, I would believe it. — William Jennings Bryan
I feel like Jonah Hill would be a good selfie, or Jennifer Lawrence. They'd be really good ones...Historic. — Sarah Hyland
If I wanted to see Jonah Hill masturbate at a pool party, I'd go to one of Jonah Hill's pool parties. — Amy Poehler
To me, these biblical stories are just so many fish stories, and I'm not specifically referring to Jonah and the whale. I need indisputable proof… — W.C. Fields
A great swindle of our time is the assumption that science has made religion obsolete. All science has damaged is the story of Adam and… — Kurt Vonnegut
And the Lord God prepared a plant and made it come up over Jonah, that it might be shade for his head to deliver him… — Jonah
Some suffering is given in order to chastise and correct a person for wrongful patterns of life (as in the case of Jonah imperiled by… — Timothy Keller
Lord, make me less like Jonah and more like Jesus. Save me from being the kind of person who cares more about my comfort, my… — Colin S. Smith
Jonah Lehrer is one of the most talented explainers of science that weâ€™ve got. What a pleasure it is to follow his investigation of creativity… — Joshua Foer
Me? As England's answer to Jonah Lomu? Joanna Lumley, more likely. — Damian Hopley
Like Jonah, you may lose your gourd, but you cannot lose your God. — Charles Spurgeon
Seated upon the convex mound Of one vast kidney, Jonah prays And sings his canticles and hymns, Making the hollow vault resound God's goodness and… — Aldous Huxley
Like the whale who swallowed Jonah, we have engulfed all national dishes known to civilized man and made them in delight, if not in name… — Louis Pullig De Gouy
Oh, are you from Wales? Do you know a fella named Jonah-He used to live in whales for a while — Groucho Marx
Like Jonah, the whale had swallowed me; unlike him, I believed I would spend eternity inside the belly of the beast. — Bob Kerrey
We make a mistake forsaking England and moving out into the periphery of life. After all, Taormina, Ceylon, Africa, America -- as far as we… — D. H. Lawrence
Jonah Peretti is one of the smartest web publishers out there. And Buzzfeed is an aggressive and dynamic company. — Nick Denton
Working with David Gordon Green, and Jonah Hill, and Michael Cera, and Drew Barrymore, and all of those people - those are the best people… — Ari Graynor
The traveler from Europe edges into it like a tiny Jonah entering an inconceivably large whale, slipping past the straits of Belle Isle into the… — Northrop Frye
The party in power, like Jonah's gourd, grew up quickly, and will quickly fall. — Davy Crockett

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