Jonah Quotes

67 quotes by 43 authors

Yeah, it's a cure-all. My buddy Jonah broke his elbow one time. He just smoked some weed. It still clicks, but it's cool. -Ben Stone — Knocked Up (The Movie)
Jay: Dude, I think he's doing the dice thing too much. Jonah: That's really all he's got. — Knocked Up (The Movie)
Tell him not to jerk off with a noose around his neck - it's dangerous. -Jonah — Knocked Up (The Movie)
I bet skinny Jonah Hilll isn't as funny as fat Jonah Hill. — Jonah Hill
Jonah is an awesome kid. I have a little brother, so I'm used to hanging out with someone younger than me and how that all… — Josh Hutcherson
Jacob was a cheater, Peter had a temper, David had an affair, Noah got drunk, Jonah ran from God, Paul was a murderer, Miriam was… — Amy:)
Listen to your boss Jonah, there's a good boy. Otherwise I'll put a hole in your hillbilly head and watch your tiny brain drain out. — John Marston

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