Joint Quotes

265 Joint quotes by 229 unique authors

Being out of control is an issue for me, I'm a little anxiety-ridden. Therefore I can't really smoke a joint. I can't even have a… — Amanda Seyfried
If I had to spend $10 at my favorite fast food joint, I'd order a Double Double from In and Out. — Emily Osment
Nothing is a joint decision anymore. — Mazher
Don't f*@k the rotation,spin the joint. — Unknown Author
I was here but now Im not, Im around the corner smoking pot, I wrote this message to prove a point, life is shit without… — Skate_or_Die
If you don't find me round the corner lightin' it up.. you can find me hiding in a closet smoking a joint. DontJudgeMe :P — Me Duh!!
2 days without a joint or a smoke..I NEED IT NOW!! — Bailey Heideman
Teamwork is a joint effort exerted towards the realization and actualization of one goal proposed and made a collective vision of everyone in the team… — Anuj Somany
A friend is always a conclusion of a story where three words joint together to form END — Sachin Pkhrl
Groupies everywhere, I'm mentally prepared. I got a black and red joint, I bet they thinking bred. — Unknown Author
If youre high on life already...just imagine how great youd feel after smoking a joint. — Teia Baxter
The British Royal family had to be Gujjus - Nice joint family living under one roof with an old Baa who refuses to die. — Nikhil Saluja
I once was here and now I'm not, I went away to smoke some pot, I left this here to prove a point, life aint… — Unknown Author
Nothing pisses me off more than a person who hits the joint out of turn and fucks up the rotation. — Nikhil Saluja
This is what you shall do; Love the earth and sun and the animals, despise riches, give alms to every one that asks, stand up… — Walt Whitman

Who Wrote These Joint Quotes

229 authors contributed a total of 265 Joint Quotes, led by these top contributors: