Joint Quotes

265 Joint quotes by 229 unique authors

The strip joint veteran sits two away. Smirking between dignified sips of his dignified peach and lime daiquiri. — Panic At The Disco
I dont like letting my freinds drive drunk, but I was smokin' a joint I really couldn't say shit to the guy. — Dave Chappelle
Telling lies just makes it worse, another loved one, blind and cursed, Don't speak the truth, only lies, all we need is a reason why.… — Motorhead
Soul is the joint rolled up in toilet paper. — Funkadelic
This ain't a gangsta joint, far from it. This is for niggas in the club who only nod they head when shit is rugged. — Jean Grae
Yo your girl just moved to the joint in the club, in the car if it groove. Broad look, the movement is on. Mild mannered… — Q-tip
What you do... is you light all three ends at the same, and the smoke converges, creating a trifecta of joint-smoking power. This is it,… — Pineapple Express
Screw a Blazer Im up in the joint fatigued out. Cuz whereever I go the shooters and thieves be out. Mighty Mighty D Block homie… — D Block
I blew paper with you, not a joint bitch I say bitch when I'm trynna make a point, Bitch — Fabolous
Now how you think don't even speak unless you talkin franklins, ran out of weed but see I kept a g and brought a joint… — Wiz Khalifa
Leave a joint on the table smoke, I dont drink syrup I'm not maple, no your not able to hate on me, shit. — Wiz Khalifa
Put a joint to my lips, and get highed up, skried up mean skied up, my niggas fried but dont try to run up on… — Wiz Khalifa
I need a meeting with God... God with his Majic stick, Myself with a Joint.... — Unknown Author
Your dick is like a joint; fuckin pinner! — Unknown Author
Roll Roll Roll a joint - pass it all around, puff puff pass till that ash hits the f*cking ground. — Unknown Author
Big weed in my joint, diss me theres no point. Lil guy but still all my niggas got big heat they on point. — Wiz Khalifa
I was born a village boy, later joint city but my vilage is better than their city because of the people are not behaving educated… — Mohammed Yunusa Maiduguri Nigeria
Would I fight for good taxes and credit with the same effort as joint custody? — Marlon Cortez Stanfield
They say life's a gamble, hit my joint and roll the dice. When you living this high, you can't be afraid of heights. — Wiz Khalifa
Got a joint full of that OG, got a clique full of them OGs. — Wiz Khalifa
Walt Whitman's poem, This Is What You Shall Do is another one that helps me burn bgithrer This is what you shall doby Walt Whitman… — Unknown Author
TV showing the anti drug commercials, cause you know I smoke a joint I'll be forced to dance with strings attached to me or I'll… — Massmurder
Brandon McCaw says the two auto firms, Renault of France and Nissan of Japan, formed a broad-ranging global partnership in 1999 and then strengthened and… — Brandon McCaw
Go hard, make sure you do whatever it is that you gotta do Thats your job And n*ggas gonna hate but thats no prob So… — Wiz Khalifa
It was in the back of a hamburger joint in Times Square. I did a joke about not wanting to sleep on a girl's futon… — Zach Galifianakis

Who Wrote These Joint Quotes

229 authors contributed a total of 265 Joint Quotes, led by these top contributors: