Jim Quotes

341 Jim quotes by 259 unique authors

Next time you answer a blocked phone number talk like this. Jim's Whore House, you got the doe, we got the hoe. — SHEYA
Sometimes I wish Jim Morrison were still alive, because I'd love to see a concert in which The Doors opened up for The Cars. .… — Rick Sutter
Jim Morrison's very good looking, but I don't like this version of the song. The Feliciano version is better. — Maurice Gibb
Jim, I'm not aware of any formal requests from the Senate Judiciary Committee for these kinds of documents. — Alberto Gonzales
Then a friend of Jim's suggested we make a theme song to explain the story, and this is where the Mads came from. Josh and… — Joel Hodgson
We're all very sensitive that Jim has the shortest history with the band. He wants to be somewhat of a free agent. I'm just going… — Thurston Moore
I don't think more concentration is required for Robert De Niro to do what he does as for Jim Carrey to do what he does. — Eddie Murphy
We can't be guided - because we're so far from it. We've so destroyed it. We're so far from that that we can't use it.… — Susan Powter
My brother Jim and I saw our father go into the jails and pray with the inmates Sunday after Sunday. He prayed with both blacks… — Charles Moore
Alinsky's 1971 book, Rules for Radicals, is a favorite of the Obamas. Michele Obama quoted it at the Democratic Convention. One Alinsky tactic is to… — Karl Rove
The only way I can make a Jim Carrey face is through Novocain at the dentists office. — Sasha Azevedo
Personally, I think Jim Henson said it best when he said "Anybody got an aspiren? I think I've got a cold." — Denis Leary
Well, where is he Jim? Under your hat? (to JR, in reference to The Undertaker) — Stone Cold Steve Austin
Shit could get hairy, I could lose myself in a flash, niggas'll think I'm Jim Carrey how I off that Mask. — Pusha T (Clipse)
Big Jim done pulled his pistol, shot his friend right between the eyes. — Unknown Author
I come correct in full effect have all my hoes in check and before I get the butt the jim must be erect. — A Tribe Called Quest
They cant get no music, them cant get no cherish. So Woppi King write about him sound system man, and write Count Suckle from Paddington,… — Laurel Aitken
I dont care what Jim says, that is not Benjamin Franklin. I am 99% sure. — Dwight Schrute
The problem, Jim, is that people who are really suffering from a medical condition wont receive the care they need because someone in this office… — Dwight Schrute
Snap into a Slim Jim! — Macho Man Randy Savage
I BORROW MY HUSBANDS JIM'S MAKE-UP AND HE DON'T LIKE IT. — Tammy Faye Bakker
This is a time of year when many of the less fortunate are falling into patterns of despair, feeling as though they cannot keep up… — Jim Fargiano
When faced with any type of adversity, answer it with enthusiasm and not fear. As long as you recognize that you have the power to… — Jim Fargiano
Jim Moore got me dressing like a leading man. A little favour for a friend when I need a hand. — Drake
Absolutely shattered to hear of Jim Paratore's passing. The world just lost an exciting, passionate, kind and incredibly creative soul. — Kevin Pereira

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