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• My first serious girlfriend, when I was 16, was Mormon. I went to her house for 'family home evening,' and I was…
• There's a lot of people who, a cigarette is about the only vacation they have.
• I think people that have a brother or sister don't realize how lucky they are. Sure, they fight a lot, but to…
• It's all based on saying the shocking thing. We used to have a great time going to Hollywood parties and saying 'I…
• Before the church responded, a lot of people would ask us, 'Are you afraid of what the church would say?' And Trey…
• I love life...Yeah, I'm sad, but at the same time, I'm really happy that something could make me feel that sad. It's…
• I would never kill somebody, unless they pissed me off.
• It's been a fascinating thing because we didn't really know how to write when we started South Park at all. It's been…
• Basically ... out of all the ridiculous religion stories which are greatly, wonderfully ridiculous—the silliest one I've ever heard is, 'Yeah ...…
• It's this simple law, which every writer knows, of taking two opposites and putting them in a room together. I love anything…
• You know that everyone thinks that in order to do South Park we must be wild, crazy, rock and roll stars. But…
• I've learned that all a person has in life is family and friends. If you lose those, you have nothing, so friends…

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