Jersey Quotes

343 Jersey quotes by 253 unique authors

If you look at old football pictures, the jerseys were hanging, the sleeves were dangling, but now everything is tucked and tailored. — Andre Benjamin
Yes, I shot my wife because I thought she was Bigfoot, but I'm from New Jersey. — Paul Rudnick
Whenever I stumble over my own feet, or blurt out a thought that makes no sense at all, or leave the house wearing one pattern… — Paul Rudnick
When I got out of high school they retired my jersey, but it was for hygiene and sanitary reasons. — George Carlin
I used to always pull my jersey out of my pants. Earl Tatum was like that, too. I was just more comfortable. There were no… — Unknown Author
I have the Pleasure to assure you Congress pay particular Attention to the Defence of New Jersey, and hitherto have denied us nothing which we… — Abraham Clark
Cities are gentrified by the following types of people in sequence: first the risk-oblivious (artists), then the risk-aware (developers), finally the risk adverse (dentists from… — Bill Kraus
Last week, I approved a mission over New York. I take responsibility for that decision. While federal authorities took the proper steps to notify state… — Unknown Author
Celtic jerseys are not for second best, they don't shrink to fit inferior players — Jock Stein
Hollywood is Newark, New Jersey with palm trees. — Weegee
I had just done what she does in the story just about a year earlier - I moved from New Jersey and came to New… — Piper Perabo
And then we moved to New Jersey and I went to the Art Students League. — Donald Judd
All music is based on country music. And that's why so many different kinds of people relate to it. There are more country music fans… — Loretta Lynn
Would a NASA reality show "Lunar Shore" be more popular than "Jersey Shore?" Civilization's future depends on that answer. — Neil deGrasse Tyson
To be a father is not simply to bring a child into this world. It is to take care of that child and to give… — Lilian Thuram
I loved New Jersey. I thought it was the greatest place in the world because on Halloween kids could start trick or treating right after… — Joel McHale
Artificial Intelligence leaves no doubt that it wants its audiences to enter a realm of pure fantasy when it identifies one of the last remaining… — Godfried Danneels
Gov. Christie says 'New Jersey First.' State-based Isolationism! — Jonah
Guys would take runs at me even if I didn't have the puck. [On one occasion] my coach told me that the other team were… — Cammi Granato
I'm a naturalized Italian, but I'm from Ghana. I was abandoned by my parents and adopted by two angels. I suffer with racism everyday. I'm… — Mario Balotelli

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