Jail Quotes

637 quotes by 498 authors

You work with them so they make money u give them money so they are happy bail them out of jail and u are still… — Unknown Author
All I know is how to kill everyone and my cells. All they know is they can kill anybody but Kells. I am untouchable, you… — Machine Gun Kelly
Why do child molesters in Michigan get to live right next door to a school after doing twelve years in prison for touching a two… — Massmurder
Watch your back, they'll do anything to snag your sack to rack up cases stacked up to pack you up having you lack any mail… — Massmurder
School is like a jail and your the prisoner that gets caught every time you get bail — Kells
Who would believe this rap shit would have me well off? Type of life a nigga kill and go to jail for. — Unknown Author
I have never been to jail, but that doesn't mean I have never stolen a heart — Unknown Author
The cops play my song 'Locked Up' in their cars when they pick kids up and are taking them to jail. The police told me… — Unknown Author
For the offense with a child putin the jail of crime of getting admission in school there are a large criminal education that how successful… — Mak_786
If I did live like there's no tomorrow I'd be in jail. Now your laughing because you think it's funny. I'm laughing because you think… — Iris Thomas
I keep my lips duck taped,ill never rat,i'de rather see a box and do my life in jail — Kane Arreo
You're my freedom yet you're my jail. — Miley Cyrus
Theres that moment where you come off the stage for the first time and youre sitting alone backstage in your thong, sweating, basically coming out… — Joe Manganiello
-I'm seventeen and he's 34 -OMG,I'm sure it's not legal! - Age is just a number - Yeah, and so is 911, and jail is… — Unknown Author
If you're going to try, go all the way. Otherwise, don't even start. This could mean losing girlfriends, wives, relatives and maybe even your mind.… — Charles Bukowski
I'm living life like it's no jail. House bigger than a hotel but these hoes tell. So I still take their ass to the hotel.… — Big Sean
When my nigga went to jail, I said, 'Free Gucci.' I done bought so much shit, I should get free Gucci. — 2 Chainz
Whats up with all these guys killing their wives now? Like, every couple of weeks in the news, you see that shit...guys killing their wives.… — Bill Burr
I would retire first. It's the most hectic, nerve-racking city. Imagine having to take the 7 train to the ballpark, looking like you're [riding through]… — John Rocker
Only difference between me and other actors is Ive spent more time in jail. — Robert Mitchum

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