Jail Quotes

637 quotes by 498 authors

Oh yes, the victim! At what point does personal responsibility become a factor in this equation? I see piss comin', I move. She saw piss… — Riley Freeman
What the hell is wrong with you people? Every famous nigga that gets arrested is not Nelson Mandela! Yes, the government conspires to put a… — Huey Freeman
I can't go to jail, not with his soft skin and these boyish good looks. I'll be snapped up before the first lights out! — Cedric The Entertainer
I hate that everybody I fuck wit in jail. — Webbie
To the kids, to the niggas out there bruh, yall niggas bruh, stay out here mayne don't go to jail. Go live, go be somebody,… — Webbie
Back to my journey, that bullshit dont concern me. I knew I was going to jail I would have f-cked my attorney. — Lil Wayne
All the real niggas either dead or in jail. — Young Jeezy
Uh, everythings for sale, I got 5 passports Im never going to jail. — Jay-Z
If I knew I was going to jail I would have fucked my attorney. — Lil Wayne
Real Yeah! Real niggas. ALL day! Just me. By myself. On the block. Holdin it down. Gun in my waist. Straight face. All day. Not… — Kevin Hart
A friend is someone who will bail you out of jail. A best friend is the one sitting next to you saying "boy was that… — Unknown Author
See honey.. there's a place called heaven and a place called hell A place called prison and a place called jail And da-da's probably on… — Eminem
U wanna go home or u wanna go to jail — Training Day
Id prolly go to jail for fuckin patti labelle — Biggie Smalls
Boyfriend in jail — Unknown Author
Be your own palace, or the world is your jail. — John Donne
25 lighters, 25 cyphers, went to jail and shared a cell with a 25-to-lifer. Stayed at my grandma house with 25 bibles, stayed in the… — 2 Chainz
I love facebook its like apart of me. And who ever put Facebook is like jail bring baq and its not jail isa fun you… — Unknown Author
Now I'm weighing fish scale on a big scale. Hoping I can evade they and stay out of jail. — Unknown Author
...YEA BITCH, DO YOU WANT,IT? YOU DONT WANT IT, REAL NIGGAS, ALL DAY, BY MYSELF, GUN ON MY WAIST, SMILE ON MY FACE, IN JAIL,… — Kevin Hart

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