Jail Quotes

637 quotes by 498 authors

You see, you can't put joblessness in a jail cell. — Carrie P. Meek
The story follows the whole family. But pretty much all the characters who are in jail have written a book about it, so you've got… — Marguerite Moreau
Let me tell you something. Nobody goes to jail unless they want to. Unless they make themselves get caught. They don't have things organized. — Unknown Author
I think I'd make a better president than George Bush. I'll tell you what, George Bush and Dick Cheney have been to jail more times… — Dave Mustaine
What was really horrifying about jail is that it really isn't horrifying. You adjust very easily. — Unknown Author
I'm sorry I didn't go to jail for six months, then I know you could come to see me anytime you wanted to. — Eddie Slovik
We are proud because from the beginning of this nation man can walk upright no matter who he is or who she is. He can… — Dwight David Eisenhower
You're my devil, you're my angel, you're my heaven, you're my hell, you're my now, you're my forever, you're my freedom, your my jail, you're… — Kanye West
If amazing was a young girl I would be in jail because I'm fuckin' amazing. — Drake
Ay, look heaven or hell you choose. Freedom or jail, you lose, I can't stop em as hot as the devils shoes. — J. Cole
LAs crazy. When I was younger and watched The Beverly Hillbillies Or Beverly Hills 90210, I used to think it was so far from the… — The Game
Nowadays you go 2 jail they actin like you dead. — Meek Mill
Yeah! Real niggas. ALL day! Just me. By myself. On the block. Holdin it down. Gun in my waist. Straight face. All day. Not a… — Kevin Hart
And I don't give a fuck what you spit, Who you are, where you from, and who the fuuck you can get, Cause I sell… — Styles P
I dont care where you've been or what jail, go tell Disney all your fucking duck tales. — Camron
Don't forget to get your Motley Crue t-shirt, you know, all proceeds go to get their lead singer out of jail. — Motley Crue
I called my brother everything I could think of the night he wouldn't bail me out of jail. — Jake Owen
Dear Suzie, I ain't have sex in a while. I'm in jail with my niggaz; beatin off to your pictures. You only writin letters cause… — Tony Yayo
Chillin watching CNN thinking damn we are damned not again. How is George Bush not in jail for treason. But Clinton gets impeached for busting… — Asher Roth
I'm the rainbow in your jail cell, all the memories of everything you've ever smelled. — Red Hot Chili Peppers

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