Jack Ass Quotes by Wedding Crashers

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Wedding Crashers has 32 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

• What are you doing? It's a game of touch football, every time I look over you're on your ass again. - John…
• What are you going to do for an encore? Walk on water? - John Beckwith
• I'm not perfect, but who are we kidding, neither are you. - Jeremy Grey
• Hey Mom! Can we get some meatloaf? - Chazz Reinhold
• I always knew I was never going to be a professional bull fighter, but that's not why I did it. - Jeremy…
• Share that with the Dali Lama, jack ass! - Jeremy Grey
• Please don't take a turn to negative town. - Jeremy Grey
• Go out there and get some strange ass! - Jeremy Grey
• I'm sorry I'm not sorry. Okay? I'm not gonna apologize, I'm a cocksman! - Jeremy Grey
• I'm gonna go see Dr. Finklestein and I'm gonna tell him we have a whole new bag of issues. We can forget…
• Grief is nature's most powerful aphrodisiac. - Chazz Reinhold
• I got a stage five. Virgin. Clinger. - Jeremy Grey

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