Wedding Crashers Quotes

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• What are you doing? It's a game of touch football, every time I look over you're on your ass again. - John Beckwith
• What are you going to do for an encore? Walk on water? - John Beckwith
• I'm not perfect, but who are we kidding, neither are you. - Jeremy Grey
• Hey Mom! Can we get some meatloaf? - Chazz Reinhold
• I always knew I was never going to be a professional bull fighter, but that's not why I did it. - Jeremy Grey
• Share that with the Dali Lama, jack ass! - Jeremy Grey
• Please don't take a turn to negative town. - Jeremy Grey
• Go out there and get some strange ass! - Jeremy Grey
• I'm sorry I'm not sorry. Okay? I'm not gonna apologize, I'm a cocksman! - Jeremy Grey
• I'm gonna go see Dr. Finklestein and I'm gonna tell him we have a whole new bag of issues. We can forget about mom for…
• Grief is nature's most powerful aphrodisiac. - Chazz Reinhold
• I got a stage five. Virgin. Clinger. - Jeremy Grey
• I almost nunchucked you, you don't even realize! - Chaz Reinhold
• Tattoo on the lower back? Might as well be a bullseye. - Jeremy Grey
• A friend in need is a pest. - Jeremy Grey
• Todd Cleary: We had a moment at the dinner table didn't we? Jeremy Grey: No! No! We did not have a moment at the dinner…
• Chazz Reinhold: So how's my prot�g�? John Beckwith: Jeremy, believe it or not, is getting married! Chazz Reinhold: What? What an idiot! What a loser!…
• Claire Cleary: Don't you think that's really soon? Secretary Cleary: Well, you know Gloria, she's impetuous. Has to have what she wants, when she wants…
• Chazz Reinhold: [John has come to visit] Oh, come in, sit down, I was-hey, you want something to eat? [shouting] Chazz Reinhold: HEY MOM! CAN…
• Mrs. Kroeger: He can have the miles. Mr. Kroeger: Nah, sweetie. You take the miles.

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