Ironic Quotes

358 Ironic quotes by 307 unique authors

Don't force your self to love someone that doesn't love you.just walk away because someone will love you and you won't even have to try… — Miranda
Love or hate me .your choice but to choose you have to think about me .so never say you didn't think about me .ironic. — Miranda
We thought the church had withdrawn from interfering in Italian politics... but instead there is a terrible resurgence. These are ugly signs for freedom of… — Dario Fo
How ironic, to be my last game that I ever played would be against Dan in a Super Bowl. The thing I always was afraid… — John Elway
It's ironic that while I was a worker in Detroit, which I left when I was twenty six, my sense was that the thing that's… — Philip Levine
He is very dry but also very funny... I think people tend to feel odd when I do my act. Unless you are an ironic… — Colin Quinn
You guys know the way I play. And what's so ironic is, KG is the same way. I'm looking at him in practice and going,… — Latrell Sprewell
It is an old and ironic habit of human beings to run faster when we have lost our way — Rollo May
Ironic you been sleepin on the one that you been dreamin bout. — J. Cole
Al Gore has found a new job. He is going to teach journalism at Columbia University, which is ironic isn't it? The guy who did… — Jay Leno
Getting money niggas think I joined Illuminati. Throwing West Side up I'm feeling like Killuminati. Now isn't it ironic that I'm in a big body… — Big Sean
Passed her blew her off, I chronic Veronica Who got up on my nurse so I had to platonic her. No that ain't my girl… — Big Sean
Isn't it a little ironic here? We pick politicians by how they look on TV and Miss America on where she stands on the issues.… — Jay Leno
Yo, is it ironic, this gal, a wine like a bionic? Mi mack it, mi cock it, I sink it like a Titanic. Dump pon… — Beenie Man
And an anteater plus a large hungry mutant ant? an ironic way to die. — Bo Burnham
I know it sounds ironic, but I have a good relationship with members of both parties of Congress, ... Mike well knows I oppose his… — Carole King
Titos my niggas, you know just we just need more shit and its ironic how I drop some dough when I got them Homer Simpsons, — Unknown Author
I think its ironic that for once dad's butt prevented the release of toxic gas. — Bart Simpson
If you are happy in your job You will never work a day in your life Ed — Unknown Author
Homer, lighten up. You're making 'Happy Hour' bitterly ironic. — Marge Simpson
Ironic how you've been sleeping on the one you been dreaming bout — J. Cole
Seven months was time to long now that I'm out still difficult to figure what I did wrong . They say seasons change well so… — Unknown Author
Sixty-two, without no tint; mission roof of my new shit. Ironic sense, my drive increased, my driver see the profit. — Unknown Author
Am trying too understand my existence my wellbeing, it's around the same circle every day MONEY, the ironic thing is MONEY has never made me… — Ismail Jogee
I am Harriet Rosenstein. The line you and many other sites choose to quote is part of an ironic passage in a review I wrote… — Harriet Rosenstein

Who Wrote These Ironic Quotes

307 authors contributed a total of 358 Ironic Quotes, led by these top contributors: