Ironic Quotes

358 Ironic quotes by 307 unique authors

He had come to believe that life was a series of ironic ambushes. - Doctor Sleep — Stephen King
Travel at its truest is thus an ironic experience, and the best travellers . . . seem to be those able to hold two or… — Paul Fussell
To offer a man friendship when love is in his heart is like giving a loaf of bread to one who is dying of thirst. — Frank Frankfort Moore
Sigmund Freud often remarked that great revolutions in the history of science have but one common, and ironic, feature: they knock human arrogance off one… — Stephen Jay Gould
Mycologists are few and far between. We are under-funded, poorly represented in the context of other sciences - ironic, as the very foundation of our… — Paul Stamets
Nobody gets irony anymore, as we are now living in the post-ironic age. Once George Bush gets a library, our irony is dead. — Eric Idle
For me and my entire generation, we took on this kind of sarcastic, ironic, snarkiness because it seemed the most extreme reaction to the earnestness… — Chuck Palahniuk
I am drawn to humorous art that is ironic. — Dasha Zhukova
I just want to be master of my own time. It is ironic that someone in the watch business should not be in control of… — Johann Rupert
Who cares about the men who steered your breakfast cereal through winter storms? How ironic that the more ships have grown in size and consequence,… — Rose George
It is ironic that American women now need to be fortified by the inspiration of the women of the Arab Spring, who risked so much… — Tina Brown
Some actors specialize in shooting weapons and punching people. Some have the market on playing buffoons cornered, others specialize in roles that require heavy makeup… — Rob Lowe
I really try, at least consciously, not to be cynical or ironic. — Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu
The films I grew up loving, and the art that I love, is not generally the kind of postmodern ironic winking stuff. What lasts is… — James Gray
It seemed ironic that Lowell Levine and I, who were both Jewish, were going over to identify the remains of a man who was so… — Michael Baden
A comedy that is ironic, sometimes bitter, in some cases even dramatic, tragic: This is what Italian comedy is. — Mario Monicelli
I think coldness is chic among writers, and particularly ironic coldness. What is absolutely not allowable is sadness. People will do anything rather than to… — Mary Gordon
YOLO is by far the most ironic thing you can say on twitter — Nikhil Saluja
It's ironic how the people that take a picture of themself in the mirror can't see how stupid they look. — Nikhil Saluja
It is ironic that we are particular about flushing out all the dirt through the Drain,but we continue to retain a lot of it in… — Unknown Author
Isn't it ironic . . . we ignore those who adore us, adore those who ignore us, hurt those who love us, and love those… — Justice Fitzgerald
Never make your girlfriend crying cause it will be ironic if someone else wipe her tears — Alvin
Ironic how the person you say youd jump in front of a bullet for ends up being the one behind the gun — Unknown Author
People who learn to love for the first time is the sweetest ever existing. They give all they can just to make the one they… — Myself
How curious it was, how ironic, he decided, that the human brain seemed capable of understanding almost everything but itself. — Ritu Ghatourey

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