Ironed Quotes

23 Ironed quotes by 21 unique authors

Alaska is our biggest, buggiest, boggiest state. Texas remains our largest unfrozen state. But mountainous Utah, if ironed out flat, would take up more space… — Edward Abbey
If humans were in fact the members of a truly social species, and if their individual differences were trifling and could be completely ironed out… — Aldous Huxley
Mothers Who Know Honor God They bring daughters in clean and ironed dresses with hair brushed to perfection; their sons wear white shirts and ties… — Julie B. Beck
I always insist on my jeans being ironed. Is that a problem? — Jimmy Connors
I'd love to be in the '70s. I'd love to have a big, long wig parted down the middle with flat-ironed hair and bell-bottoms. They're… — Sarah Paulson
On movies, you have a lot of stylists that get things too pretty. Everything gets steamed and ironed. It's just not the way we really… — Tim Heidecker
When my dad needed a shirt ironed, he would yell downstairs to my mother, who would drop everything and iron his shirt. — Hope Davis
Literature is about as unnecessarily necessarily as tableware or ironed shirts. — Peter Bichsel
I see no reason to have my shirts ironed. It's irrational. — Barry Commoner
I have cotton or flannel sheets, depending on the weather. They have to be ironed, and I get my bed changed nearly every day. — Martha Stewart
When my parents went off to Knoxville to work, I lived with my father's mother. She was strict - the kind who starched and ironed… — Tina Turner
Good-by, Good-by, world. Good-by, Grover's Corners... Mama and Papa. Good-by to clocks ticking... and Mama's sunflowers. And food and coffee. And new-ironed dresses and hot… — Thornton Wilder
I come home that morning, after I been fired, and stood outside my house with my new work shoes on. The shoes my mama paid… — Kathryn Stockett
Jane was wearing a charcoal shift dress. The black dipped into a love V accented with a large black chiffon bow. A layer of delicate… — Lauren Conrad
...she starched and ironed her face, forming it into just what people wanted to see... — Zora Neale Hurston
Oh! captive, bound, and double-ironed," cried the phantom, "not to know, that ages of incessant labour, by immortal creatures, for this earth must pass into… — Charles Dickens
Switzerland would me a mighty big place if it were ironed flat. — Mark Twain
I had never ironed anything in my life. The proper pressing of a shirt was a mystery of the universe akin to black holes and… — Lisa Kleypas
When something needs to be ironed I put it in the ironing basket. If a year goes by and the item is still in the… — Janet Evanovich
She already got the blue dress on I ironed this morning, the one with sixty-five pleats on the waist, so tiny I got to squint… — Kathryn Stockett
Shame ain't black, like dirt, like I always thought it was. Shame be the color of a new white uniform your mother ironed all night… — Kathryn Stockett
The Church recruited people who had been starched and ironed before they were washed. — John Wesley
Having all your dress clothes ironed and on, then your body is like: I gotta pee. — Crapp

Who Wrote These Ironed Quotes

21 authors contributed a total of 23 Ironed Quotes as follows: