Insult Quotes

762 Insult quotes by 556 unique authors

A humanitarian is always a hypocrite. — George Orwell
Faith is not a function of stupidity but a frequent cause of it. — Wendy Kaminer
If your mind isn't open, keep your mouth shut too. — Sue Grafton
Men have periods too, they just don't bleed. — Tori Amos
She gave him such a look... Man oh man, if looks could kill. That one might have totalled a city block. — Garrison Keillor
Look, we're Americans: optimistic, addicted to the quick fix, constantly on the hunt for the new and exotic. It's much easier for us to accept… — Dennis Miller
Producing satire is kind of hopeless because of the literacy rate of the American public. — Frank Zappa
I assure you, you will never survive on your wits alone. — LeBron James
I don't know anything about this man. Anyhow, I only know two things about him. One is, he has never been in jail, and the… — Mark Twain
You are the strongest argument, yet, against cloning. — Patricia Richardson
Why don't you do the world a favour. Pull your bottom lip up over your head and swallow. — Walter Matthau
The magnanimity and sensibility of a lady who faints when she sees a calf being killed, she is so kind hearted that she can't look… — Leo Tolstoy
I want to live in a world where 'normal' is an insult. — Misha Collins
No compliment is ever sufficient and every insult, of course, is true. — Jesse Eisenberg
I don't have to write jokes. I don't have to write insults. If you ask the man of the hour in the hot seat, my… — Rachael Ray
You are literally too stupid to insult. — Ed Helms
Kids not only understand [a dark story] but appreciate it â€¦ Because in the real world there's fear, and dark things happen no matter how… — America Ferrera
I've always followed my father's advice: he told me, first to always keep my word and, second, to never insult anybody unintentionally. If I insult… — John Wayne
Goat face is a horrible insult. My face is practically perfect in every way. In fact, from now on I demand to be called Beautiful… — Daniel Bryan
To call it an anticlimax would be an insult not only to climaxes but to prefixes. It's a crummy secret, about one step up the… — Roger Ebert

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