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S. Jay Olshansky has 36 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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Find a way to get a full-body massage every day.
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In the developed world, we live 30 years longer, on average, than our ancestors born a century ago, but the price we…
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Growing new limbs, copying internal organs like a Xerox machine, exponential increases in computing power, better eyes and ears - I could…
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Lifespan extension has never really been a goal of aging science, nor should it.
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The last thing you ever want to do is extend the period of frailty and disability and make people unhealthy for a…
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We have grown accustomed to the wonders of clean water, indoor plumbing, laser surgery, genetic engineering, artificial joints, replacement body parts, and…
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Older people may have always existed throughout history, but they were rare.
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While eliminating smallpox and curtailing cholera added decades of life to vast populations, cures for the chronic diseases of old age cannot…
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Death is a zero sum game for which there is no cure.
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We know in the field of aging that some people tend to senesce, or grow older, more rapidly than others, and some…
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The fact is that nothing in gerontology even comes close to fulfilling the promise of dramatically extended lifespan, in spite of bold…
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Physical immortality is seductive. The ancient Hindus sought it; the Greek physician Galen from the 2nd Century A.D. and the Arabic philosopher/physician…
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All that proves is that most of the world is too poor to build bowling alleys, golf courses, tennis courts and baseball…
— Mike Royko
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Liberals hate America, they hate flag-wavers, they hate abortion opponents, they hate all religions except Islam, post 9/11. Even Islamic terrorists don't…
— Ann Coulter
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One time at the University of Colorado, at a faculty dinner, this professor said to me, 'Well, my goodness, a boy from…
— Charles Frazier
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Television is like the invention of indoor plumbing. It didn't change people's habits. It just kept them inside the house.
— Alfred Hitchcock
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You know what I hate? The outdoors. I mean, generally. I don't like outside. I'm an inside person. I'm all about refrigeration…
— John Green
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To the Technocrats: Have mercy on us. Relax a bit, take time out for simple pleasures. For example, the luxuries of electricity,…
— Edward Abbey
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I suppose now I'm obliged to wish you happiness in your new life. Although happiness in the absence of indoor plumbing is…
— Lisa Kleypas
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People in West Virginia do have cars. We have indoor plumbing. We even use knives and forks.
— John Kruk
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We have grown accustomed to the wonders of clean water, indoor plumbing, laser surgery, genetic engineering, artificial joints, replacement body parts, and…
— S. Jay Olshansky
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If a famous liberal politician received a fatal swirly, would the rest of them try to ban indoor plumbing or opposable thumbs…
— Rock Cowles
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