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The pictures of me on the Internet were silly, inappropriate shots. I appreciate all the support of my fans, and hope they understand that along… — Miley Cyrus
Of course my jokes are in poor taste, inappropriate, and confused; they reveal my lack of security. But that is because I have no respect… — Fyodor Dostoevsky
Myrnin came in from the back room, carrying a load of books, which he dropped with a loud bang on the floor to glare at… — Rachel Caine
Adrian opened his mouth, undoubtedly ready with some inappropriate and mocking comment. Lissa gave him a sharp headshake that kept him quiet. "Aren't there any,… — Richelle Mead
I'm afraid that's inappropriate behavior for the schoolyard," Xavier teased. "I know my charm is hard to resist, but please tray and control yourself. — Alexandra Adornetto
Then again, you cannot stop the flood of desire as it moves through the world, inappropriate though it may sometimes be. It is the prerogative… — Elizabeth Gilbert
Most everybody had made at least one bad, drunken decision in their lives. Called an ex at two in the morning. Or perhaps has a… — Augusten Burroughs
Irene-" "Don't call me that." "You were the princess Irene the first time we met." "It means 'peace'," Attolia said. "What name could be more… — Megan Whalen Turner
She filed the image away as an excellent and insulting question to ask the earl at an utterly inappropriate future moment. — Gail Carriger
Hagrid, look what I’ve got for relatives!” Harry said furiously. “Look at the Dursleys!” “An excellent point,” said Professor Dumbledore. “My own brother, Aberforth, was… — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
Dani," Decker said firmly. "Trust me, this is not a dream." "Why is it you men always say trust me before spitting out something completely… — Lynsay Sands
[T]he values to which people cling most stubbornly under inappropriate conditions are those values that were previously the source of their greatest triumphs. — Jared Diamond
I start to back away before I do something wildly inappropriate, like jump on top of him. — Lauren Oliver
As a rider, you must slowly and methodically show your horse what is appropriate. You also have to discourage what's inappropriate, not by making the… — Buck Brannaman
What irritated her most was that they kept brushing off her arguments with patronizing smiles, making her feel like a teenager being quizzed on her… — Steig Larsson
The Beast Lord walked out of the warehouse. The screen went dark. My knight in furry armor. Saiman opened his mouth. "This is why I… — Ilona Andrews
We both laugh. And it feels good. A release. Like laughing at a funeral. Maybe inappropriate, but definitely needed. — Jay Asher
It's of no use to look back and say, "I should have been different." At any given moment, we are the way we are, and… — Joko Beck
Magnus shrugged. "He also made inappropriate amorous advances to a startled grandmotherly sort selling flowers, an Irish wolfhound, and innocent hat stand in a dwelling… — Cassandra Clare
During the Prince's visit, King Timahoe will be referred to only as Timahoe, since it would be inappropriate for the Prince to be outranked by… — Richard M. Nixon
The downside, of course, is that over time religions become encrusted with precepts and ideas that are the antithesis of soul, as each faith tries… — Mihaly Csikszentmihalyi
Crowdsourcing can greatly increase the number of ideas entering the front-end of the innovation funnel, however, using the wrong source can result in a large… — D. James Kennedy
On recent events in a New York hotel room: What happened was not just inappropriate, it was more than that, it was a fault; a… — Dominique Strauss-Kahn
My kids have played soccer and baseball and basketball, and the parents who come to games are always saying and doing things that are just… — Jeff Garlin
I love inappropriate humour. — Bojana Novakovic

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