Illegal Quotes

678 Illegal quotes by 472 unique authors

The basic premise of this is that, yes, people have learned to clone each other, but that cloning is illegal. Not that it's bad, just… — Roger Spottiswoode
. . . when the farm workers strike and their strike is successful, the employers go to Mexico and have unlimited, unrestricted use of illegal… — Cesar Chavez
Before she reach the shore of the land of the free, where they feed you, Treat you like equals, deceive you, stamp you and call… — Lupe Fiasco
My chief responsibilities have been described as soliciting and procuring. The illegal variety would be easier. And it certainly would be more profitable. — Unknown Author
Snatch fishing is the shit, its illegal but its so fucking fun. Heres what it is: its a three prong hook with a weight in… — Gym Class Heroes
Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets! — Spongebob
House: Is it still illegal to perform an autopsy on a living person? Cuddy: Are you high? House: If it's Tuesday, I'm wasted. Cuddy: It's… — House MD
It's no fun being an illegal alien. — Genesis
Oh, no, we're not asking you to lose weight. That would be illegal. We just want you to be healthy, by eating less. So go… — Knocked Up (The Movie)
No, she gets a special cologne Its called Sex Panther by Odeon. Its illegal in nine countries Yep, its made with bits of real panther,… — Anchorman
Illegal downloading is wrong, this is a gift. — Danny Worsnop
Smoking pot is illegal, but then again so is most of the music on your iPod. — Latest
Its not illegal unless you get caught — Latest
I just like free stuff that's illegal to acquire. Any of it. Even if it's not fun. — Isaac Brock
My junior high school class, wish I stayed there. Illegal entrepreneur, I got my grades there. Blaming society, mad, it wasn't made fair. I would… — Unknown Author
Today on MLK DAY, please remember those who marched when it was illegal to march, participated in — Eugene Nathaniel Butler
Im not going to do anything illegal but my momma was not going to have to work another day in her life. — Deion Sanders
Actually, it is possible. I don't ebemmrer which company (but I think it was progressive) just got nailed with some major stuff over that. They… — Unknown Author
We don't talk anymore, and I don't understand why. it's like you gave me wings, then told me it's illegal to fly. — Unknown Author
Let's be real, boozing it up kills and its man made and marijuana has medical properties and is naturally birthed from earth, and yet its… — Massmurder
It,s 0nly Illegal If You Get Caught ! — Ismail
Sex without head should be illegal — Christian Heggs:)
Up until I was like, 18, I looked like a Vietnamese girl. I remember, it took me a while that you could actually talk to… — Ryan Reynolds
I think Cosmo's campaign is great, and that the possession and distribution of any of these 'rape drugs' should be illegal. — David Schwimmer
*..Do It 2DaY..CuZ iT miGhT bE iLLeGaL 2MoRrOw..* — Kane Arreo

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