Illegal Quotes

678 Illegal quotes by 472 unique authors

What we need to do first is to find out how big the migration problem is and what the economic consequences of it are for… — Ernesto Zedillo
The Republican Party looks at massive immigration, legal and illegal, as a source of cheap labor, satisfying a very important constituency. — Tom Tancredo
This is so like the way the Americans deliberately erroneously refer to Afghans and Iraqis as terrorists when they fight back killing American soldiers to… — Bob Barker
If you're a boxing referee, it's probably illegal to wear a bow tie that spins or changes colors. — Jack Handey
When the chairman introduced the guest speaker as a former illegal alien, I got up from my chair and yelled, "What's the matter, no jobs… — Jack Handey
If you want to be the popular one at a party, here's a good thing to do: Go up to some people who are talking… — Jack Handey
Torture is illegal, both in the U.S. and abroad. So - and that is true for the Bush administration and for any other administration. — Jane Mayer
America: Twenty million illegal aliens can't be wrong! — Richard Jeni
They can’t collect legal taxes from illegal money. — Al Capone
The spitter wasn't hard to hit when you knew a pitcher could throw it legally. But the guys to worry about were the pitchers who… — Luke Appling
Roscoe was spiritually illegal, a bootlegger of the soul, a mythic creature made of words and wit and wild deeds and boundless memory. — William Kennedy
But you are right, being stupid is not illegal. Otherwise half this town would be behind bars. — Jennifer Echols
The effects of illegal immigration aren't that different from those of legal immigration —an illiterate Central American farmer with a green card is just as… — Mark Krikorian
I think there's nothing wrong with eating all the time. At least i'm not doing anything illegal. — Niall Horan
I'm trying to sum up President Obama's first 11 months in office. He gave billions to Wall Street, cracked down on illegal immigrants getting health… — Jay Leno
In a groundbreaking move, the Associated Press, the largest news-gathering organization in the World, will no longer use the term 'illegal immigrant'. They will now… — Jay Leno
The number one reason why marijuana is illegal is because the Pharma Cartel does not want you to grow your own medicine. The Declaration of… — Joe Rogan
It's a very strange thing when you make nature illegal. — Joe Rogan
Illegal immigration is a genuinely national issue, and resolving it requires a national commitment not just on health care but also border control, law enforcement… — Jon Kyl
It is unfair for our hospitals to bear a hugely disproportionate burden for mandated emergency health treatment for illegal aliens. — Jon Kyl
Kate Moss is too skinny. She also looks like she's 11. It's practically illegal to look at her picture. God bless Kate Dillon, but size… — Gary Dell'Abate
Helen Crawfurd and the Women's Peace Crusade, made a march on the City Chambers, distributing an illegal leaflet in front of police and even to… — Unknown Author
Opening our borders to a flood of illegal immigrants is deliberate … It’s time to impeach; and on behalf of American workers and legal immigrants… — Sarah
Put any two people together and each will seek ways of feeling superior to the other. If a ship went down in the Pacific and… — Michael Foley
Doctors are directly responsible for hooking millions of people on prescription drugs. They are also indirectly responsible for the plight of millions more who turn… — Robert S. Mendelsohn

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