Illegal Quotes

678 quotes by 472 authors

Everything I like is either Illegal, Immoral, Fattening, Addictive, Expensive, or Impossible. — Asheya
~ JUST GRAB THE SUCCESS , ITS NOT AN ILLEGAL STUFF ~ — Shy Boy
Anything good in life is either illegal immoral or fattening. — Green Monk
I learned one thing in Watergate: I was well-intentioned but rationalized illegal behavior, he said. You cannot live your life other than walking in the… — Unknown Author
We need to enact a strong standard that will stop a terrorist or illegal alien from getting a driver's license because border security is a… — Bill Shuster
The basic premise of this is that, yes, people have learned to clone each other, but that cloning is illegal. Not that it's bad, just… — Roger Spottiswoode
. . . when the farm workers strike and their strike is successful, the employers go to Mexico and have unlimited, unrestricted use of illegal… — Cesar Chavez
Before she reach the shore of the land of the free, where they feed you, Treat you like equals, deceive you, stamp you and call… — Lupe Fiasco
My chief responsibilities have been described as soliciting and procuring. The illegal variety would be easier. And it certainly would be more profitable. — Unknown Author
Snatch fishing is the shit, its illegal but its so fucking fun. Heres what it is: its a three prong hook with a weight in… — Gym Class Heroes
Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets! — Spongebob
House: Is it still illegal to perform an autopsy on a living person? Cuddy: Are you high? House: If it's Tuesday, I'm wasted. Cuddy: It's… — House MD
It's no fun being an illegal alien. — Genesis
Oh, no, we're not asking you to lose weight. That would be illegal. We just want you to be healthy, by eating less. So go… — Knocked Up (The Movie)
No, she gets a special cologne Its called Sex Panther by Odeon. Its illegal in nine countries Yep, its made with bits of real panther,… — Anchorman
Illegal downloading is wrong, this is a gift. — Danny Worsnop
Smoking pot is illegal, but then again so is most of the music on your iPod. — Latest
Its not illegal unless you get caught — Latest
I just like free stuff that's illegal to acquire. Any of it. Even if it's not fun. — Isaac Brock
My junior high school class, wish I stayed there. Illegal entrepreneur, I got my grades there. Blaming society, mad, it wasn't made fair. I would… — Unknown Author

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