Illegal Quotes

678 quotes by 472 authors

It is illegal to yell â€œfireâ€ in a crowded theater. If there is a fire, please yell something else instead, like â€œFlames!â€ or â€œSmoke maker!â€… — Demetri Martin
I donâ€™t see any police cars.â€ â€œThey probably had to park a couple blocks over. Anyway, as I was saying, I noticed illegal substances in… — Becca Fitzpatrick
he wouldn't mention, now or then, the illegal nine-millimeter automatic he had in his pocket. Why distress the woman you loved with minor details? — Nora Roberts
Do people ever climb the demon towers? Like, for any reason?" Aline looked up. "Climb the demon towers?" She laughed. "No, no one ever does… — Cassandra Clare
Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they… — Terence McKenna
It shouldn't be the consumer's responsibility to figure out what's cruel and what's kind, what's environmentally destructive and what's sustainable. Cruel and destructive food products… — Jonathan Safran Foer
This is illegal. If you don't let me out, you'll be arrested. I swear you will. You'll go to prison and be forced to have… — Gena Showalter
â€¦ you were so worried about legal and illegal that you never stopped to think about whether it was right or wrong. — Terry Pratchett
Giggling should be made illegal. — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
Most suits made the man. Gideon did things to a three-piece suit that should've been illegal. — Sylvia Day
Since killing people is illegal, can I have a Taser just for shits and giggles? -Fourth Grave Beneath My Feet — Darynda Jones
I donâ€™t think youâ€™re supposed to be able to get at that information,â€ said Leslie. â€œDonâ€™t look,â€ said Goldstein, peering over Charlesâ€™s shoulder. â€œWe donâ€™t… — Patricia Briggs
We should never forget that everything Adolph Hitler did in Germany was "legal" and everything the Hungarian freedom fighers did in Hungary was "illegal." It… — Martin Luther King, Jr.
Unfortunately, the real minimum wage is always zero, regardless of the laws, and that is the wage that many workers receive in the wake of… — Thomas Sowell
You are aware that the sale of liquore is currently against the law." Edgar went on, "but I suppose that is why you enjoy it."… — Cassandra Clare
Let me see if I've got this Santa business straight. You say he wears a beard, has no discernible source of income and flies to… — Unknown Author
When food becomes scarce, refugees often turn to desperate measures to feed themselves and their families. We are particularly worried about the health of the… — Antonio Guterres
All drugs of any interest to any moderately intelligent person in America are now illegal. — Thomas Szasz
To say that Reagan teaches us that we should be against amnesty for illegal immigrants is to contradict what Reagan himself stood for - that… — Eugene Jarecki
Slavery is illegal everywhere, but it exists all over the world. — Lisa Kristine

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