Best Ice Cream Proverbs

411 Ice Cream quotes by 325 unique authors

If there hadn't been women we'd still be squatting in a cave eating raw meat, because we made civilization in order to impress our girlfriends. — Orson Welles
I think in England you eat too much sugar and meat and not enough vegetables. — Arsene Wenger
My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just enjoy your ice cream while it's on your plate. — Thornton Wilder
Honestly, I just go to restaurants to eat so I won't die. If there was a pill I could take in January and then I… — Steven Wright
I love eating chocolate cake and ice cream after a show. I almost justify it in my mind as, 'You were a good boy onstage… — Steven Wright
Nothing's a better cure for writer's block than to eat ice cream right out of the carton. — Don Roff
Everything was chocolate ice cream and kisses and wind. — Francesca Lia Block
If you take a book with you on a journey," Mo had said when he put the first one in her box, "an odd thing… — Cornelia Funke
It is always sad when someone leaves home, unless they are simply going around the corner and will return in a few minutes with ice-cream… — Daniel Handler
I am not a nurse escorting six lunatics to the ice cream parlor. — Susanna Kaysen
until you got ice cream spilled on you, you’re not doing field work — Randy Pausch
A good night sleep, or a ten minute bawl, or a pint of chocolate ice cream, or all three together, is good medicine. — Ray Bradbury
I love revision. Where else can spilled milk be turned into ice cream? — Katherine Paterson
On some of my darkest days, Lucifer's the one who comes and gives me an ice cream. — Tori Amos
Forget art. Put your trust in ice cream. — Charles Baxter
Have you ever spent days and days and days making up flavors of ice cream that no one's ever eaten before? Like chicken and telepone… — Neil Gaiman
Like magic, she felt him getting nearer, felt it like a pull in the pit of her stomach. It felt like hunger but deeper, heavier.… — Sarah Addison Allen
In the middle of the night I am awakened by a sound. I sit up abruptly in bed. I hear it again. It's music. Wait,… — Deb Caletti
Ari smiled. The sun was shining, the weather was great, he was eating ice cream, and all his dreams were about to come true. — James Patterson
Um, there's a girl meeting her friend,' he went on. 'Her friend is giving her an ice-cream cone. Oh-it's dripping. Huh. It, uh, dripped on… — James Patterson
On Saturday, he ate through one piece of chocolate cake, one ice-cream cone, one pickle, one slice of Swiss cheese, one slice of salami, one… — Eric Carle
My idea of Heaven has nothing to do with fluffy clouds or angels. In my Heaven there's butter pecan ice cream and swimming pools and… — Jennifer L. Holm
Every time I look into his eyes I just want to take the ice cream or whatever I've got in my hand and rub it… — Banana Yoshimoto
I ate apple pie and ice cream—it was getting better as I got deeper into Iowa, the pie bigger, the ice cream richer. There were… — Jack Kerouac
He'd discovered that his memories of that summer were like bad movie montages - young lovers tossing a Frisbee in the park, sharing a melting… — Richard Russo

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