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149 I Told Her quotes by 120 unique authors

My parents were really strict when I was growing up. When we all went to the theatre to see the first Scary Movie I warned… — Anna Faris
One of my greatest lessons in life came from my mom. When I told her I didn't want to go to church, she said, 'You… — Forest Whitaker
I tried to discourage Miley from pursuing the entertainment business, because it's a double-edged sword. For everything that makes you happy, there's something equally heartbreaking.… — Billy Ray Cyrus
My Ex Tryna Work It Out ,I Told Her Bitch Try Yoga . — Kiana JWilson
I was talking to my mom the other day, and she called me a weirdo. It was the first time I'd ever heard her say… — Zach Galifianakis
Yo mammas so old, her memory is in black and white. Yo mammas so old, I told her to act her age and she died.… — Nate
She said told me I'll make this relationship the best for me and you! but I told her no baby, WE will make this relationship… — Kyle Wheatley
One day I was walking down the street with my daughter who is now five. I told her, I'm grown. A stranger on the street… — Unknown Author
She told me she felt butterflies in her stomach. I told her to shoot them b-tches down, no love hoe. — Raghib Clitso
She wanted me inside of her, I told her I already was. She questioned how? I answered: Your heart. — Raghib Clitso
I told her I'd wait forever for her, but that was before I found somebody else who'd give me a ride home. — Hussein Nishah
My wife asked me what numbers to play at the lottery. I told her 'the winning ones — Hussein Nishah
Getting on a plane, I told the ticket lady, 'Send one of my bags to New York, one to Los Angeles, and one to Miami.'… — Hussein Nishah
The difference between me and you? I meant it when I told her 'I love you.' — Raghib Clitso
So I told her she looked expensive...Girls like expensive things. ;) — Oketa Ojok
Head going up and down her kneck look like a yoyo she said she want some head to I told her thats a no no! — Shyterrean Fuller
My teacher told me to write down what I wanted to be when I grow up. I wrote down happy. When I showed it to… — Curly
An angel asked me a reason why I care for you so much, I told her I care for you so much coz there's no… — Ryaj Ablando Catayas
I Told Her Put That Pussy Right And Amma Change Your Life And Don't Sit On Top Of This Dick If You Afraid Of Heights. — Rolando Djelf Ramirez
My teacher went around the classroom and asked each student what they wanted to be when they grew up. When she got to me, I… — Ritu Ghatourey
I ask my wife last night why she love me? she said because I am funny, has a good sense of humor, make her laugh… — Glen Rambharack
She say she like my car, forgis ride. Seen me with tha stars now she wanna know me now. Unh-unh cause I told her now… — Chief Keef
The doctor asked me how much I drink and I told her it depends on how much money I have. — Nikhil Saluja
I told her I love her,I sounded insane And I'm goin to miss her,she moved on with her game, take my heart a picture you… — Curtis Mayne

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