I Ordered Quotes
- Those bellhops in Miami are tip-happy. I ordered a deck of playing cards and the bellboy made fifty-two trips to my room. — Henry Youngman
- I went to a restaurant that serves reakfast at any time. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. — Steven Wright
- The body kit I ordered;) — Michael Garcia
- I'm gonna order a pizza 5 minutes before the new year and when they arrive I'll say 'I ordered this damn pizza a year ago!… — Ritu Ghatourey
- My car broke down outside Pizza Hut last night. So I ordered a pizza to be delivered to my house and got a lift from… — Nikhil Saluja