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When I was a carpenter, I once worked with this Russian lady architect. I would tell her, ‘Look, I’m terribly sorry, but I want to… — Harrison Ford
I once walked in on my grandparents making love...And that's why I don't eat raisins. — Zach Galifianakis
I once heard a wise man say there are no perfect men. Only perfect intentions. — Morgan Freeman
I once dated a guy who was like, 'Holy sh--, I just made out with Harriet the Spy!' And that's messed up. Don't say that.… — Michelle Trachtenberg
I once wore a peekaboo blouse. People would peek and then they’d boo. — Phyllis Diller
I used to fight the pain, but recently this became clear to me: pain is not my enemy; it is my call to greatness. But… — Henry Rollins
I once went out with this wild girl. She made French toast and got her tongue caught in the toaster. — Rodney Dangerfield
I'm a disorganized mess. My purse is gross: I once found a shoulder pad, string cheese, and a Christmas ornament in it! — Hoda Kotb
I once said the Queen of England could use some fashion advice. — Kathie Lee Gifford
I once dated a guy so dumb he could not count to 21 unless he was naked — Joan Rivers
I once thought I had mono for an entire year. It turned out I was just really bored. — Mike Myers
Someone reminded me I once said, 'Greed is good.' Now it seems it's legal. — Michael Douglas
If you're committed enough, you can make any story work. I once told a woman I was Kevin Costner, and it worked because I believed… — Bob Odenkirk
People sometimes think I'm gay because I once played a gay in a movie. It's funny. Audiences don't think you're a murderer if you play… — Unknown Author
I once asked Axl why he left the 'E' off his name. He started crying and said he thought he'd spelled it right. — Slash
I once aged 90 years old in one episode. — DeForest Kelley
Recently an actor asked me to teach him how to speak fast. Wasn't I once criticised for speaking too fast? Now they're doing it my… — Shahrukh Khan
I bet you think an egg is something you casually order for breakfast when you can't think of anything else. Well, so did I once,… — Claudette Colbert
I once believed in causes, too. Had my pointless point of view. Life went on no matter who was wrong or right. — Billy Joel
I once gave a girl a bloody fake ear in a Tiffany jewelry box with a letter that said, “will you Gogh to prom with… — Matthew Gray Gubler
I once took on the role of the Batman for a commercial about equal pay for women. — Unknown Author
I once bought an old car back after I sold it because I missed it so much and I had forgotten that it never ran.… — Connie Chung
You must not quote to me what I once said. I am wiser now. — Romy Schneider
I once got a letter from a woman who told me she was 90. She said if she were 30 years younger, I would have… — David James
I may not be the man I want to be; I may not be the man I ought to be; I may not be the… — Martin Luther King, Jr.

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