I Hit Quotes

284 I Hit quotes by 230 unique authors

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. — Steven Wright
I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed-reading accident. I hit a bookmark. — Steven Wright
While playing golf today I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake. — Henny Youngman
When I turned 45, I lay in bed reflecting on all life had taught me. My soul sprang a leak and ideas flowed out. My… — Regina Brett
He was twenty. I remembered twenty. I'd known everything at twenty. It took me another year to realize I knew nothing. I was still hoping… — Laurell K. Hamilton
There was a fence and there was this other van- So I go, 'Fence or van? Cause I'm crashing into one of them,' and I… — Pete Wentz
And what amazes me as I hit the motorway is not the fact that everyone loses someone, but that everyone loves someone. It seems like… — Anne Enright
In sum, do not insult me with the beheadings, finger choppings or the lung-deflations you plan for my works. I need my head to shake… — Ray Bradbury
... when I saw any of those kinds of beauty I knew I was alive, and not just in the sense that when I hit… — Neal Stephenson
Writing is something that you don't know how to do. You sit down and it's something that happens, or it may not happen. So, how… — Charles Bukowski
I thought told you to watch where you put your feet," he said accusingly. Erak shrugged. I did," he replied ruefully. "But while I was… — John Flanagan
Paris answered for him. "Last time he spread the flashing love, Reyes threw up all over his shirt. I never laughed so hard in my… — Gena Showalter
So this Zealot comes to my door, all glazed eyes and clean reproductive organs, asking me if I ever think about God. So I tell… — Warren Ellis
What are you? (a Daimon) Oh please, let me give you the job description. Me, Dark-Hunter. You, Daimon. I hit, you bleed. I kill, you… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
I’m always intrigued by my nonsensical concern with picking out a bunch of things that look exactly alike the ones that somehow I feel are… — Vincent Price
It didn't hurt, did it? When I hit you?" "Sure. Fractured skull. Concussion, the lot..." "But seriously, Kath. No hard feelings, right? I'm awfully sorry.… — Kazuo Ishiguro
You said sloppy! Look, I didn't even use my sword; I hit him with my head, like a moron. — Ilona Andrews
And the worst part is before it gets any better we're heading for a cliff. And in the free fall I will realize I'm better… — Hayley Williams
I . . . hit him . . . elsewhere.” “Where?” “In his . . .In his inguine.” “Oh, dear God.” It was unclear whether… — Sarah MacLean
He lunged for the maps. I grabbed the chair and hit him with it. He went down. I hit him again to make sure he… — Ilona Andrews
I hit something...alright. — Tite Kubo
Opening my door to Dillon Ruddick, my bulding super. I handed him a cup of coffee. "Sorry about the blood." "What was it this time?"… — Janet Evanovich
You must have been going very fast." "I was, until I hit the fence. — Anthony Horowitz
I went to the guest room and pretended to write. I hit the space bar again and again and again. My life story was spaces. — Jonathan Safran Foer
Please, ground, just open up and let me fall into an endless crevasse till I hit the center of the earth and combust. Please. Is… — Cate Tiernan

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