I Figured Quotes

267 I Figured quotes by 219 unique authors

I figured it out I figured it out from black and white Seconds and hours Maybe they had to take some time I know how… — One Direction
So I used to think life sucked because of shit that happened to me. But now I figured out it's just my glass half empty… — Devin_eich
Here's a condom. I figured since you're acting like a dick you should start to dress like one. — Patience
I thought it was going to take a lot more countdowns on the pad. We actually did scrub once, but I figured we'd scrub several… — Robert Crippen
I figured, if I failed, I'd tried something that I hadn't tried before and if one movie was going to destroy my career than I… — Elizabeth Pena
I figured if you're going to do something, you should do it the best you can. — John T. Walton
I figured the people who liked the sort of thing I was doing would come see it. If it was only 200 then that was… — George Thorogood
So I figured in keeping with the record, I'd do something off the wall which is show up for free and wing it... I don't… — Paul Westerberg
I have. I woke up in Vegas once and there was no toothpaste, but there was some leftover Jack Daniels. I figured it would be… — Kesha
On brushing teeth with Jack: I have. I woke up in Vegas once and there was no toothpaste, but there was some leftover Jack Daniels.… — Kesha
When I proposed to the game I figured life was merry.... 5 years later I'm feeling like Tyler Perry. — Joe Budden
I remember the first time I realized I wanted to write songs and its really funny. I was watching a Fruity Pebbles commercial and Barney… — Gym Class Heroes
I figured if I played nice, Id get more time with you. — Jacob Black
You're messing around I figured you out. You're taking me down but I would be feeling it anway. Cause nobody loves me, like you do. — Angel Taylor
The roommate situation, its just like, I figured if me and Sam are together, were gonna smush, so let me not get myself into that… — Jersey Shore
I figured as long as the music stayed hot and important and good, that there would always be a reason for 'Soul Train.' — Don Cornelius
I wish to express my tnhaks to you just for bailing me out of this particular situation. Right after surfing around throughout the world wide… — Unknown Author
Joining ER, I felt like that kid who got the golden ticket in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. I've been offered chocolate bars all these… — John Stamos
Somewhere around the 5th or 7th grade, I figured out that I could ingratiate myself to people by making them laugh. Essentially, I was just… — Tina Fey
When I signed up for The Beautiful Life and we were discussing costumes for Sonja, they asked me if I'd be prepared to have my… — Mischa Barton
Glitter! Glitter is my makeup of choice. Tying into the whole animal theme, I am a diver, and this barracuda tried to eat me once.… — Kesha
I figured, let me just cut myself off from everybody, take a minute and pull a Flintstone, stop a speeding car by using my bare… — Dave Chappelle
I figured 'you know what, why not? I'm going to go ahead and do this'. I've been fortunate enough to be successful enough to just… — Odette Yustman
Weve broken down the expansion teams and theyve averaged winning 2.7 games their first year, which to me is rather difficult. I figured out the… — John Mckay
My mom told me when I was younger that when you jack off all of your dead relatives are watching. But then I figured who… — Robert Schimmel

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