I Checked Quotes

68 quotes by 57 authors

• I checked my gear, my pockets, my shoelaces, and realized that I had crossed the line between making sure I was ready and trying to… — Jim Butcher
• We have to get the Diamond. And Cesare’s head.” They looked at me. “Why the head?” Doolittle asked. “Because it’s easy to carry and I… — Ilona Andrews
• Last time I checked, the digital universe was expanding at the rate of five trillion bits per second in storage and two trillion transistors per… — George Dyson
• I post on Twitter regularly, and when I checked my followers, I saw that my own characters were following me. They sounded eerily like my… — Neal Shusterman
• I checked myself out in that funeral parlour scene. I saw myself laughing, because there was a shot of Ed and I together and Mary… — Gavin MacLeod
• Last I checked, you werent attached to my umbilical cord; I'll be fine without you. — Sherry Berry
• Maybe you should care a little bit less about work and a little more about the girl you're dating? Cause last time I checked, work… — Unknown Author
• I slowly make my way down the hall and slide into his room. Its eerily dark in there besides the sun that slips through the… — Unknown Author
• I checked my emotional closet ... the shelves are empty. — Higher Grounds
• I thought it must be pure science fiction. But when I checked it out I found a lot of magazine articles that actually supported the… — Roland Emmerich
• And you cant think niggas forget, niggas dont forget...last time I checked you wasnt handling the presidential penis correctly and I'm thinking how you gonna… — Katt Williams
• Let me hear you pigeons run your mouth now. I'm pluggin in them social skills. That keep my total bills over a million. The last… — Limp Bizkit
• You think you played me ? thats funny ; Last I checked you cant play a playa hunn ;) — Unknown Author
• It would, but the way all insurance cpniamoes do their maternity insurance requires that you take the maternity rider before you become pregnant. Some won't… — Unknown Author
• The last time I checked the size of a woman's rear-end doesn't define who she is. Any real man would know that true beauty lies… — Unknown Author
• I know. I checked. Online. — Andy Samberg
• Fake people need to stop starting mess that you couldn't finish... cause the last time I checked I finished it for you.. that's. How real… — Princess Brie
• Everyone tells you to shoot for the sky, but last time I checked there was foot prints on the moon. — Krisee Ellis
• I did a movie called 'Dudes.' Also 'Hot Shots' and 'Morgan Stewart's Coming Home.' I did a bunch of them. I checked my IMDB page,… — Jon Cryer
• That awkward moment when you say it's definitely not there, I checked three times!!! and then it magically appears there. — Hussein Nishah

Who Wrote These I Checked Quotes

57 authors contributed a total of 68 I Checked Quotes, led by these top contributors:

• 6 I Checked Quotes by Unknown Author
• 2 I Checked Quotes by Sherrilyn Kenyon
• 2 I Checked Quotes by Jim Butcher
• 2 I Checked Quotes by Ilona Andrews
• 2 I Checked Quotes by Stephen Colbert
• 2 I Checked Quotes by Warren Buffett
• 1 I Checked Quote by Stacy Schiff
• 1 I Checked Quote by Duck Dynasty
• 1 I Checked Quote by Jerry Reed
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• 1 I Checked Quote by Bill Hicks
• 1 I Checked Quote by Megan Whalen Turner
• 1 I Checked Quote by Janet Evanovich
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• 1 I Checked Quote by Julie James
• 1 I Checked Quote by Michael Bloomberg
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• 1 I Checked Quote by Jeff Bridges
• 1 I Checked Quote by Peggy Orenstein
• 1 I Checked Quote by Kobe Bryant
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• 1 I Checked Quote by Amanda Hocking
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