I Checked Quotes
68 quotes by 57 authors
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I checked my gear, my pockets, my shoelaces, and realized that I had crossed the line between making sure I was ready and trying to…
— Jim Butcher
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We have to get the Diamond. And Cesare’s head.†They looked at me. “Why the head?†Doolittle asked. “Because it’s easy to carry and I…
— Ilona Andrews
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Last time I checked, the digital universe was expanding at the rate of five trillion bits per second in storage and two trillion transistors per…
— George Dyson
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I post on Twitter regularly, and when I checked my followers, I saw that my own characters were following me. They sounded eerily like my…
— Neal Shusterman
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I checked myself out in that funeral parlour scene. I saw myself laughing, because there was a shot of Ed and I together and Mary…
— Gavin MacLeod
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Last I checked, you werent attached to my umbilical cord; I'll be fine without you.
— Sherry Berry
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Maybe you should care a little bit less about work and a little more about the girl you're dating? Cause last time I checked, work…
— Unknown Author
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I slowly make my way down the hall and slide into his room. Its eerily dark in there besides the sun that slips through the…
— Unknown Author
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I checked my emotional closet ... the shelves are empty.
— Higher Grounds
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I thought it must be pure science fiction. But when I checked it out I found a lot of magazine articles that actually supported the…
— Roland Emmerich
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And you cant think niggas forget, niggas dont forget...last time I checked you wasnt handling the presidential penis correctly and I'm thinking how you gonna…
— Katt Williams
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Let me hear you pigeons run your mouth now. I'm pluggin in them social skills. That keep my total bills over a million. The last…
— Limp Bizkit
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You think you played me ? thats funny ; Last I checked you cant play a playa hunn ;)
— Unknown Author
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It would, but the way all insurance cpniamoes do their maternity insurance requires that you take the maternity rider before you become pregnant. Some won't…
— Unknown Author
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The last time I checked the size of a woman's rear-end doesn't define who she is. Any real man would know that true beauty lies…
— Unknown Author
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I know. I checked. Online.
— Andy Samberg
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Fake people need to stop starting mess that you couldn't finish... cause the last time I checked I finished it for you.. that's. How real…
— Princess Brie
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Everyone tells you to shoot for the sky, but last time I checked there was foot prints on the moon.
— Krisee Ellis
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I did a movie called 'Dudes.' Also 'Hot Shots' and 'Morgan Stewart's Coming Home.' I did a bunch of them. I checked my IMDB page,…
— Jon Cryer
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That awkward moment when you say it's definitely not there, I checked three times!!! and then it magically appears there.
— Hussein Nishah
Who Wrote These I Checked Quotes
57 authors contributed a total of 68 I Checked Quotes, led by these top contributors: