Best I Broke Sayings

176 I Broke quotes by 150 unique authors

I was supposed to be on the Tonight Show but I broke my shoulder instead. — Rip Taylor
I find skydiving really hard. I broke my back while skydiving when I was in the military, and for 18 months all my nightmares were… — Bear Grylls
I joined the Army at 19 as a soldier and spent about four and a half years with them. Then I broke my back in… — Bear Grylls
I think I had about a month off when I broke my rib in Australia, which was magnificent. — Kevin Pietersen
I broke with my religion in college. — Anne Rice
My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to. — Rita Rudner
I see my large nose, like half an avocado. I broke it falling downstairs when I was six, and it now resembles a large blob… — Arthur Smith
I can write with absolutely perfect penmanship with my feet. If I broke both my arms, I could still write a girl a love letter… — Ian Somerhalder
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. — Henny Youngman
My mother said I broke her heart...but it was my integrity that was important. Is that so selfish? It sells for so little, but it's… — Alan Moore
MUSIC I heard with you was more than music, And bread I broke with you was more than bread. Now that I am without you,… — Conrad Aiken
I took a puff of the wrong cigarette at a fraternity dance once, and the cops had to get me, y'know. I broke two teeth… — Woody Allen
Let's say that when I was a little baby, and all my bones soft and malleable, I was put in a small Episcopal cruciform box… — John Steinbeck
I woke with a terrible headache and wobbled around 'till I fell out the window." "You what?" "Fell out the window. That one over there."… — Megan Whalen Turner
I, um, I have this problem. I broke up with my boyfriend, you see. And I'm pretty upset about it, so I wanted to talk… — Jodi Picoult
Heaven did not seem to be my home; and I broke my heart with weeping to come back to earth; and the angels were so… — Emily Bronte
And although I broke a lot of laws as a teenager, I straightened out immediately upon turning eighteen, when I realized the state had a… — George Carlin
His lips slid over her ear. "My mind shares yours. If you're determined to go through with this, then know whatever this takes you, you… — Christine Feehan
The Young Man came to the Old Man seeking counsel. I broke something, Old Man. How badly is it broken? It's in a million little… — James Frey
Look what you did. (Jericho snapped at Zarek.) I broke it. (Jericho) — Sherrilyn Kenyon
If they can’t survive alone for four days once a year, they deserve to die. (Acheron) That’s harsh, for you. (Dante) Harsh? Tell you what,… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Q, you're going to go to Duke. You're going to be a very successful lawyer-or-something and get married and have babies and live your whole… — John Green
the next morning, fang and i broke up. now let me get this strait, i broke up with him. a split second after he broke… — James Patterson
About halfway through I broke down crying, which I hadn't expected. I was a little ashamed, but only a little;it was her, you see, and… — Stephen King
I had never seen the jungle. They fed me behind bars from an iron pan till one night I felt that I was Bagheera -… — Rudyard Kipling

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