Hump Quotes

51 Hump quotes by 43 unique authors

Am I horny enough to hump a bedpost?" Mica asked. "Not quite yet. Should I consult with you first, Doctor?" Sarcasm lay thick and heavy… — Lora Leigh
Remember that time you tried to hump the bridge? — Brent Weeks
Had he expected me to hump her leg? — Ilona Andrews
And oh, what a mercy it is that these women do not exercise their powers oftener! We can't resist them, if they do. Let them… — William Makepeace Thackeray
Yeah go ahead and say it HUMP DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY — Natalya Johnson
Disappointment is like a road hump. It slows you down a bit but you enjoy the smooth road afterwards. Dont say on the humps too… — Aldyna Threesya
Ok so apparently its Hump Day today...So Happy Hump Day to everyone........ :) xD — Fading_scars
You are the meaning of strength at its highest peak. You have courage when the rest of us are weak. You inspire me to live… — Montana Litfin
I'm just so fucking depressed, I just can't seem to get out this slump If I could just get over this hump but I need… — Patience
I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk, Get you love drunk off my hump. — Fergie
So don't pull on my hand boy, You ain't my man, boy, I'm just tryn'a dance boy and move my hump. — Fergie
Yo, now every lil' slut with a butt wanna jump on me. I'll teach 'em how to hump when they fucks with me. — Maino
Drop it down to a split let em know that you the shit, put yo legs behind yo head. Put a hump in yo back… — Roscoe Dash
Stan: All people from Jersey do is hump and punch each other. — South Park
It's like watching a bunch of retards trying to hump a doorknob out there! -Patches O Houlihan — Dodgeball
If you want dodgeball victory you gotta grab it by its haunches and h..h..hump it into submission, that's the only way. -Patches O Houlihan — Dodgeball
One dip in that toxic muck and your DNA will be permanently mutated. You'll grow a camel hump or a Zoidberg face. -Fry — Futurama
I'm gonna make you girls a hump-day treat! — Unknown Author
Sweeping issues under a rug in attempts to ignore them won't make them go away; It will just create a bigger hump under the rug… — Amanda Hook
(FUCK YOU!) Fuck Me? No Fuck Buffy . That Lil Bitch Keeps Trying To Hump Me, Jumping Over Dicks . What The Fuck She Want… — Tyler The Creator
Envision my past, Egypt reincarnated. Negativity hill, over the hump camels waiting. — Unknown Author
I'm just so fucking depressed I just can't seem to get out this slump,if I could just get over this hump But I need something… — Unknown Author
Twitter -Anette:I just need someone that understands. But no one understands. Zediam:Maybe your teddy? Anette:100% cotton Zediam:to absorb all your problems... Anette:Boneless fuck. — Anette Sandberg
Ladies I'm not try to judge at all but all of that passa passa nasty dirty humping, your literally f*cking on the dance floor with… — Kola Deng
What you gon' do with all that junk? All that junk inside your trunk? I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk, Get you love drunk… — CharismaticsPresidentSarj

Who Wrote These Hump Quotes

43 authors contributed a total of 51 Hump Quotes, led by these top contributors: