Hump Quotes

51 quotes by 46 authors

In my mind's eye, Shakespeare is a huge, hot sea-beast, with fire in his veins and ice on his claws and inscrutable eyes, who looks… — A. S. Byatt
Do not free a camel of the burden of his hump; you may be freeing him from being a camel. — Gilbert K. Chesterton
Looking at life through the eyes of a Daddy long legs: Imagine walking on legs so long you could cover a mile in fifty strides!… — Edwin Way Teale
They say that dog is man's best friend, and I think it's true. My dog does a lot of the same stuff my best friend… — Brad Wilkerson
Some people drop their wings in order to grow a hump — Stanislaw Jerzy Lec
Ariel Gordon is superbly, supremely, a poet of the body. She finds words for the physicality of the forest, of the garden, of pregnancy. Hump… — Robert Kroetsch
Hump it, bump it, whack it! It might be a recipe for a good sex life but it won't win the World Cup. — Ken Bates
The thing that got me over the hump was accepting that I had to do whatever I could to stay in the game — Dennis Eckersley
This is a hump you have to get over, and it usually comes in the first series. You get over the hump and you're on… — Al Arbour
I'm gonna hump ya. Like Deputy Dog... Would hump ya. — Steve Coogan
The only thing that matters is what happens on the little hump out in the middle of the field. — Earl Weaver
We were not allowed to say, Screw, but we could say, Hump the hostess, because hump is in Shakespeare. — Uta Hagen
I immediately cotton on to the fact that intelligence thus lightly used, and one-upmanshipishly displayed, is a birthmark giving me a two-coloured face, is a… — Hal Porter
Bump! Bump! Bump! Did you ever ride a wump? We have a Wump with just one hump. But, we know a man called Mr. Gump.… — Dr. Seuss
It is far easier for the proverbial camel to pass through the needle's eye, hump and all, than for an erstwhile colonial administration to give… — Kwame Nkrumah
I wanna get on TV and just let loose. But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose. — Eminem
If we can hump dead animals and antelopes, there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope. — Eminem
A woman with fair opportunities, and without an absolute hump, may marry whom she likes. Only let us be thankful that the darlings are like… — William Makepeace Thackeray
Other than his ex-wife and despite appearances with a series of cultivated blondes, Edward de Bono has never publicly aligned himself with a woman. 'Iâ€™m… — Antonella Gambotto-Burke
He piled upon the whale's white hump the sum of all the general rage and hate felt by his whole race from Adam down; and… — Herman Melville

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