Hotel Quotes

646 Hotel quotes by 539 unique authors

I went to a slumber party in a hotel. The whole hotel was rented out. The hotel was the party. It really was like a… — Shannyn Sossamon
Finally realizing that Hotel California is about Facebook. ...you can check in anytime you like, but you can never leave... — Hussein Nishah
I always like my trailer or hotel room to have fresh flowers or pillows I find at a local flea market,anything to personalize the environment.… — Chloe Sevigny
TRAVEL TIP: When you are alone in a hotel room with two beds, that means one bed is for eating on and one bed is… — Lars Propst
I'm very used to stages and dressing rooms. And dare I say it, much as I like being at home, I love the buzz of… — Jay Kay
Bedding is part of the working conditions in a hotel, and it is one of our priorities to reduce the workload of the housekeeping staff. — Unknown Author
Childrens are always the life line of parents.If the law is not permit to sleep with your children, you family become a hotel to stay. — Sumesh Nair
If A Hollywood Celebrity Had To Live The Life Im Living He Would Have... Gone To Rehab 50 Times Tried To Commit Suicide 100 Times… — Unknown Author
The lounge of the main hotel is full of jollity, with large comfortable men sitting in braces; the bar is packed withtalkative intellectuals, full of… — Anthony Sampson
I have developed a visionary modern lyric, and, for it, an idiom in which I can write lyrically, colloquially, and dramatically. My subject is city… — Unknown Author
Hotel Room:p lol — Rachel
Facebook is the Hotel California of the new millennium. You can log out any time you want, but you can never leave. — Nishan Panwar
Wife treats hubby (Jim) on his birthday by taking him to a strip club. At the club: Doorman: Hey Jim! how are you? Wife: how… — Zhat*
I got really leathered, then fell asleep and pissed the bed. I didn't clean it up, because I was in a hotel. -Max George — The Wanted
Oh well, bitches paint OVO on their toenails. And show up at the show, the afterparty, and the hotel. — Drake
I firmly believe I am the sole cause for why hotel remote controls now have screws that lock in the batteries. — Jenny McCarthy
I'm a big fan of Elvis, man. I got 'Heartbreak Hotel' tattooed on my chest. — Ed Westwick
Today there are paparazzi out, I'm doing a day of press, I'm in a hotel, I've just been on Radio 1. But when I'm in… — Ed Westwick
Pounds of weed, Sour D. That medical for my allergies. In the hotel with your girl for bout a week, shootin a shower scene. — Juicy J
My wife and I revisited the hotel where we spent our wedding night. This time I was the one who stayed in the bathroom and… — Nikhil Saluja
I spent a night in jail but honestly who could have known it's illegal to pee from a hotel balcony into the spinning blades of… — Nikhil Saluja

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