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- At one of the annual conventions of the American Society for Aesthetics much confusion arose when the Society for Anesthetics met at… — Rudolf Arnheim
- I have been known to buy e-versions of my books because I was in a hotel room and I needed one right… — Margaret Atwood
- I have walked into the palaces of kings and queens and into the houses of presidents. And much more. But I could… — Josephine Baker
- Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business. — Dave Barry
- I still, at hotel rooms, I do this one sort of not-so-cool thing: continually shoving my room service tray in front of… — Drew Barrymore
- We call ourselves a free nation, and yet we let ourselves be told what cabs we can and can't take by a… — Robert Benchley
- Be kind to your mother-in-law, but pay for her board at some good hotel. — Josh Billings
- When I was a kid, like 14 or 15, I played with the waiters from the hotel, 'cause that was the best… — Larry Bird
- If I get a week off, I'll go to a hotel that has a golf course. I like to come downstairs and… — Lewis Black
- I still get nervous about singing. I drink tea with honey and lemon before every concert. And I need to have scented… — Mary J. Blige
- If I ever woke up with a dead hooker in my hotel room, Matt would be the first person I'd call. — Ben Affleck
- Incredibly, almost every hotel I ever played in Vegas was blown up shortly afterward: The Dunes, The Sands, The Landmark, The Aladdin,… — Elayne Boosler