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567 Hospital quotes by 485 unique authors

Apparently some of the Boston Marathon runners ran straight from the finish line to the hospital to give blood to the injured people. Some people… — Ash Sweeney
Twinkle twinkle little star, you should know what you are, and once you know what you are, Mental hospital is not so far. — A Josland
Think; we have imaginary farms, cities, and animals. It is okay to poke people and write on walls. Facebook is a mental hospital and were… — Azgraybebly Joslan
My punchlines weigh sick in a hospital scale , so in a battle I send my oppenent to hell — Static Flow
The church is a sort of hospital for men's souls, and as full of quackery as the hospital for their bodies. Those who are taken… — Henry David Thoreau
My finger at the hospital :/ — Tamika-leeigh
Imagine somebody died today, Even a popular Actress died day before New Year. Somebody is in the hospital right now struggling for life. Somebody cant… — Ritu Ghatourey
The hospital lab is recruiting. They're looking for new blood. — Nikhil Saluja
A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No… — Nikhil Saluja
I love you like crazy, And u call the mental hospital and said he is mental co'z he is crazy........ — Rohit
Be honest, if people could hear what you were thinking, you would be in a mental hospital. — Unknow
Alex Rodriguez never gets clutch hits in October, yet his fans insist on comparing him to Babe Ruth. So A-Rod tries to get as close… — Nikhil Saluja
Church is not a house for Saints... but rather, it is a Hospital for Sinners! — Kylee
If Men Got Pregnant: Children would be kept in hospital until toilet trained — Nikhil Saluja
Nick,Nick,Nick, eh ... What can I say ? Excuse me, but you're a little shit. It Must Be Fucking Awesome For You, Being An Expert… — Leila
If I'm drunk enough to dance, take me to the hospital. — Nikhil Saluja
Two gay men decide to have a baby. They mix their sperm and have a surrogate mother artificially inseminated. When the baby is born, they… — Kevin

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