Best Hobbes Quotes

64 Hobbes quotes by 18 unique authors

Hobbes: Jump! Jump! Jump! I win! Calvin: You win? Aaugghh! You won last time! I hate it when you win! Aarrggh! Mff! Gnnk! I hate… — Bill Watterson
[Calvin and Hobbes are playing Scrabble.] Calvin: Ha! I've got a great word and it's on a "Double word score" box! Hobbes: "ZQFMGB" isn't a… — Bill Watterson
Calvin: Look, a dead bird! Hobbes: It must've hit a window. Calvin: Isn't it beautiful? It's so delicate. Sighhh... once it's too late, you appreciate… — Bill Watterson
HOBBES: If you don't get a goodnight kiss you get Kafka dreams. — Bill Watterson
CALVIN: Isn't it strange that evolution would give us a sense of humor? When you think about it, it's weird that we have a physiological… — Bill Watterson
Hobbes: Do you think there's a God? Calvin: Well, somebody's out to get me! — Bill Watterson
CALVIN: This whole Santa Claus thing just doesn't make sense. Why all the secrecy? Why all the mystery? If the guy exists why doesn't he… — Bill Watterson
HOBBES: All this modern technology just makes people try to do everything at once. — Bill Watterson
Wow, it really snowed last night! Isn't it wonderful? Everything familiar has disappeared! The world looks brand new! A new year ... a fresh, clean… — Bill Watterson
I'm killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness. — Bill Watterson
You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don't help. — Bill Watterson
You know, sometimes kids get bad grades in school because the class moves too slow for them. Einstein got D's in school. Well guess what,… — Bill Watterson
Life is like topography, Hobbes. There are summits of happiness and success, flat stretches of boring routine and valleys of frustration and failure. — Bill Watterson
Calvin : There's no problem so awful, that you can't add some guilt to it and make it even worse. — Bill Watterson
Calvin: Life's a lot more fun when you aren't responsible for your actions. — Bill Watterson
You know, sometimes the world seems like a pretty mean place.' 'That's why animals are so soft and huggy. — Bill Watterson
You know what's the rage this year? ...Hats. — Bill Watterson
It's a magical world, Hobbes, ol' buddy... Let's go exploring! — Bill Watterson
I've been thinking Hobbes" "On a weekend?" "Well, it wasn't on purpose — Bill Watterson
County library? Reference desk, please. Hello? Yes, I need a word definition. Well, that's the problem. I don't know how to spell it and I'm… — Bill Watterson
Mom’s not feeling well. So I’m making her a get well card.” “That’s thoughtful of you.” "See, on the front it says, ‘Get Well Soon’… — Bill Watterson
I wonder where we go when we die?” “…Pittsburgh?” “You mean if we’re good or if we’re bad? — Bill Watterson
Calvin: Know what I pray for? Hobbes: What? Calvin: The strength to change what I can, the inability to accept what I can't, and the… — Bill Watterson
Calvin: The more you know, the harder it is to take decisive action. Once you are informed, you start seeing complexities and shades of gray.… — Bill Watterson
Until you stalk and overrun, you cannot devour anyone. -Hobbes — Bill Watterson

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18 authors contributed a total of 64 Hobbes Quotes as follows: