Best Hobbes Quotes
64 Hobbes quotes by 18 unique authors
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Hobbes: Jump! Jump! Jump! I win! Calvin: You win? Aaugghh! You won last time! I hate it when you win! Aarrggh! Mff! Gnnk! I hate…
— Bill Watterson
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[Calvin and Hobbes are playing Scrabble.] Calvin: Ha! I've got a great word and it's on a "Double word score" box! Hobbes: "ZQFMGB" isn't a…
— Bill Watterson
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Calvin: Look, a dead bird! Hobbes: It must've hit a window. Calvin: Isn't it beautiful? It's so delicate. Sighhh... once it's too late, you appreciate…
— Bill Watterson
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HOBBES: If you don't get a goodnight kiss you get Kafka dreams.
— Bill Watterson
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CALVIN: Isn't it strange that evolution would give us a sense of humor? When you think about it, it's weird that we have a physiological…
— Bill Watterson
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Hobbes: Do you think there's a God? Calvin: Well, somebody's out to get me!
— Bill Watterson
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CALVIN: This whole Santa Claus thing just doesn't make sense. Why all the secrecy? Why all the mystery? If the guy exists why doesn't he…
— Bill Watterson
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HOBBES: All this modern technology just makes people try to do everything at once.
— Bill Watterson
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Wow, it really snowed last night! Isn't it wonderful? Everything familiar has disappeared! The world looks brand new! A new year ... a fresh, clean…
— Bill Watterson
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I'm killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness.
— Bill Watterson
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You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don't help.
— Bill Watterson
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You know, sometimes kids get bad grades in school because the class moves too slow for them. Einstein got D's in school. Well guess what,…
— Bill Watterson
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Life is like topography, Hobbes. There are summits of happiness and success, flat stretches of boring routine and valleys of frustration and failure.
— Bill Watterson
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Calvin : There's no problem so awful, that you can't add some guilt to it and make it even worse.
— Bill Watterson
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Calvin: Life's a lot more fun when you aren't responsible for your actions.
— Bill Watterson
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You know, sometimes the world seems like a pretty mean place.' 'That's why animals are so soft and huggy.
— Bill Watterson
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You know what's the rage this year? ...Hats.
— Bill Watterson
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It's a magical world, Hobbes, ol' buddy... Let's go exploring!
— Bill Watterson
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I've been thinking Hobbes" "On a weekend?" "Well, it wasn't on purpose
— Bill Watterson
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County library? Reference desk, please. Hello? Yes, I need a word definition. Well, that's the problem. I don't know how to spell it and I'm…
— Bill Watterson
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Mom’s not feeling well. So I’m making her a get well card.” “That’s thoughtful of you.” "See, on the front it says, ‘Get Well Soon’…
— Bill Watterson
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I wonder where we go when we die?” “…Pittsburgh?” “You mean if we’re good or if we’re bad?
— Bill Watterson
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Calvin: Know what I pray for? Hobbes: What? Calvin: The strength to change what I can, the inability to accept what I can't, and the…
— Bill Watterson
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Calvin: The more you know, the harder it is to take decisive action. Once you are informed, you start seeing complexities and shades of gray.…
— Bill Watterson
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Until you stalk and overrun, you cannot devour anyone. -Hobbes
— Bill Watterson
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Who Wrote These Hobbes Quotes
18 authors contributed a total of 64 Hobbes Quotes as follows: