Hit You Quotes
188 Hit You quotes by 155 unique authors
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I move caine like a cripple, balance weight through the hood, kids call me mr sniffles. Other hand on my nickel, plated whistle one eye…
— Pusha T (Clipse)
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Hey, don't let the door hit you in the vagina on the way out! -Fantasy Baseball Guy 1
— Knocked Up (The Movie)
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Oh I'm goona hit you so hard it'll make your ancestors dizzy! -Yao
— Mulan
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Don't worry, Joe. Maybe you knew it was gonna happen to me, maybe you didn't. But by the old way of doin' things... If I…
— Lucky Luciano
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Did that thang just hit you.?
— Madea
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If karma doesn't hit you, I will.
— Unknown Author
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The world will hit you with sticks and stones, just remember they will never break your bones.
— Sarah F
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Hit you like a bully bitch, yeah saved by the bell. If you scared, go to church Ill see you in hell.
— Unknown Author
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If Karma doesnt hit you soon... I fucking will.
— Unknown Author
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Waited on you for so long Too many days since January Im still sitting here alone We shoulda did this already said I gotta email…
— Justice Garcia
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I'm not going to hit you, unless u hit me first, but, I hop you relize if you hit me, you wont make it back…
— Colonbrittany53@yahoocom
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I am a slave to my computer. I hate myself when I email. Email is like a dopamine hit,you wait for it and then you…
— Michelle Williams
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Fuck sadness, had this been you having this lavish. Habitual happiness at me you wouldnt look backwards. You would have sex on condominium roof decks.…
— Unknown Author
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Love your custom license plate. Oh wait, no I don't. Makes me want to hit you.
— Justine Ezarik
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Im bout to go banana puddin. You a dyke cause your man a pussy. Hit you from the blindside, no Sandra Bullock.
— Lil Wayne
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Red light, green light. One, two, three. Look mean and got my machine. Cried, and I tried to hit you, please.
— Ghostface Killah
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So finally, on about the fifteenth tee, I hit the drive of my life. And any of you people who play golf, you know the…
— Bill Engvall
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You could take Vicodin, step out of the house, onto a freeway, have a truck hit you, and you'd say 'My Bad!'
— Bill Engvall
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So far nobody fuck up my day good job beucz if you make me mad I was going to hit you in the face r.n.s
— Unknown Author
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If karma doesn't come around and hit you in the face, I will.
— Jakeeza Reed
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I didn't hit you...I simply high-fived your face(:
— Sharon
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Stop. THINK. React. Before you judge others, think of the consequences and becareful for what you have said. If karma don't hit you, others might…
— UngkaLyn
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Dont call people names soon it will hit you in the face in the future!
— Kevin Cox
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You shouldn't be so quick to throw rocks at someone then conceal your hands;more than likely, those same rocks may bounce back and hit you…
— Veedan Shimakuura
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We choice our destiny to do what we want in life but remember life can hit you hard and break you up, That's how god…
— Unkown
Who Wrote These Hit You Quotes
155 authors contributed a total of 188 Hit You Quotes, led by these top contributors: