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- Every time a baseball player grabs his crotch, it makes him spit. That's why you should never date a baseball player. — Marsha Warfield
- All the black leather she needs is the E-Z boy recliner where her love is parked with one of his hands wrapped… — Daphne Gottlieb
- How would you like your eggs?" I tried. I really did. But I glanced at his crotch and it came out anyway.… — Darynda Jones
- When I saw Buddy Holly play in 1958, I was there looking for girls. At that age, you want to get laid.… — Motorhead