Hey Quotes

1874 Hey quotes by 1111 unique authors

It is a sad fact that 50 percent of marriages in this country end in divorce. But hey, the other half end in death. You… — Richard Jeni
And wow! Hey! What's this thing coming towards me very fast? Very very fast. So big and flat and round, it needs a big wide… — Douglas Adams
Look at Satan. Created as an angel, grows up to be the Great Adversary. Hey, if youâ€™re going to go on about genetics, you might… — Terry Pratchett
It's about ethical. It's about leading from the front, and it's kind of hard to look at people and say hey, listen, we need to… — Unknown Author
Hey, what's the big deal about going to some building every Sunday? I mean, isn't God everywhere? — Homer
Sometimes I stand in store windows and pretend to be a mannequin. People are like 'hey, that mannequin looks alot like thom yorke' Then I… — Thom Yorke
Hey now, you're an all star, get your game on go, ...Only shooting stars break the mold. — Greg Camp
People are strange. We're all morticians. Hey, what's on TV? — Ric Ocasek
Liberals don't care. Their approach is to rip out society's foundations without asking if they serve any purpose. Why do we have immigration laws? What's… — Ann Coulter
'What's the difference between sex and love?' Hmm. That's a good question. Hey, you interviewed Al Pacino. How'd he answer that?' — Robert De Niro
I think everyone should be happy. I think a fool is going to go against same sex marriage at this point. Look how long it… — Curtis Jackson
We accumulate pain, collect it. ... We display it, stack it up into a pile, then we stack it up into a mountain, so we… — Marlena De Blasi
I read about a guy in Michigan this winter who was cruising along on his snow mobile. "Whoo hoo!" Didn't see a barbed wire fence.… — David Crowe
If by how you dress, you are saying to guys, "Hey, look at my body," why would a guy want to get to know you? — Jason Evert
Hey, it's your birthday ?. Sit back, relax and enjoy it ? you've earned it! Have a Great One. — Margaret Jones
If people think I am gay, yeah, hey that doesn't bother me. Not at all. What would people think? To me I am such a… — Jason Priestley
I told (my wife) that there's a three-month aftermath that you better be able to handle, because it's real. I think the worst thing we… — Jim Tressel
It was awkward at times, especially at first. But I think the reality is they actually saw me with a Razorback on my shirt, and… — Gus Malzahn
The Thanksgiving tradition is, we gorge. Hey, what about at Thanksgiving we simply consume a considerable measure? However we do that consistently! Goodness. Imagine a… — Jim Gaffigan
Hey listen, I already have a complete list of silver linings. It's the goddamn cloud that's killin me. — John L. Parker Jr.

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