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- It is important to go into work you would like to do. Then it doesn't seem like work. You sometimes feel it's… — Gertrude B. Elion
- Sex can lead to nasty things like herpes, gonorrhea, and something called relationships. — Sacha Baron Cohen
- Kissing's no fun when you have herpes — John O'Callaghan
- Paris Hilton has launched a new champagne in a can called Rich Prosecco. For the ad campaign Paris posed wearing nothing but… — Chelsea Handler
- Whenever I’m about to have sex with a girl, I play it smart and just automatically assume she has herpes; because that… — Anthony Jeselnik
- ...it seemed appropriate that I should develop some kind of illness. This is a good idea when you are at a loose… — Jeremy Clarkson
- My daddy, or papa as Ilike to call him is always healthy. Sure, he had the herpes but he managed it very… — Santino Marella
- Herpes, AIDS, the Middle East at full throttle. Better check that sausage before you put it in the waffle. — Lou Reed
- Gave a girl herpes in exchange for syphilis, put my LP on your Christmas gift list. — Eminem
- I feel the same way about disco as I do about herpes. — Hunter S. Thompson
- If you love something set it free, but don't be surprised if it comes back with herpes. — Chuck Palahniuk
- Glitter is the herpes of craft supplies. — Demetri Martin