Herpes Quotes

30 quotes by 27 authors

It is important to go into work you would like to do. Then it doesn't seem like work. You sometimes feel it's almost too good… — Gertrude B. Elion
Sex can lead to nasty things like herpes, gonorrhea, and something called relationships. — Sacha Baron Cohen
Kissing's no fun when you have herpes — John O'Callaghan
Paris Hilton has launched a new champagne in a can called Rich Prosecco. For the ad campaign Paris posed wearing nothing but gold paint. Thatâ€™s… — Chelsea Handler
Whenever Iâ€™m about to have sex with a girl, I play it smart and just automatically assume she has herpes; because that way I donâ€™t… — Anthony Jeselnik
...it seemed appropriate that I should develop some kind of illness. This is a good idea when you are at a loose end because everything,… — Jeremy Clarkson
My daddy, or papa as Ilike to call him is always healthy. Sure, he had the herpes but he managed it very well! — Santino Marella
Herpes, AIDS, the Middle East at full throttle. Better check that sausage before you put it in the waffle. — Lou Reed
Gave a girl herpes in exchange for syphilis, put my LP on your Christmas gift list. — Eminem
I feel the same way about disco as I do about herpes. — Hunter S. Thompson
If you love something set it free, but don't be surprised if it comes back with herpes. — Chuck Palahniuk
Glitter is the herpes of craft supplies. — Demetri Martin
Yes, heâ€™s like a rash for which thereâ€™s no cure. It only goes away for a bit before returning unexpectedly to ruin every pleasurable experience.… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Wendy warmed my heart, earned my trust, touched my soul, and then touched me in a lot of other places. And right after we'd slept… — Caprice Crane
It must be some book," she said as she knelt down next to the bed..."Did that boy give it to you?" She asked out of… — John Green
Why is it beautiful that humanity keeps coming back? So does herpes. — Isaac Marion
Were I forced to describe this woman in one word, that word would be...herpes. — Jen Lancaster
...pretty much everyone hates high school. It's a measure of your humanity, I suspect. If you enjoyed high school, you were probably a psychopath or… — Jenny Lawson
Natural selection shaped the human brain to be drawn toward aspects of nature that enhance our survival and reproduction, like verdant landscapes and docile creatures.… — Paul Bloom
If you love something, set it free. Just don't be surprised if it comes back with herpes... — Chuck Palahniuk

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