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- My boy is a mean kid. I came home the other day and saw him taping worms to the sidewalk, he sits… — Rodney Dangerfield
- The rule of thumb for the old backpacking was that the weight of your pack should equal the weight of yourself and… — Patrick F. McManus
- There shall be a National Anthem containing incomprehensible words and a high note that normal humans cannot hit without risk of hernia. — Dave Barry
- If any of you get hernias in this tug-of-war against the Army, I'll pay to get them fixed. — Robert E. Haebel
- A preacher was operated on for a hernia. As this was about the time of the first world war he was given… — Art Linkletter
- If you haven't got a hernia yet, you ain't pulling your share. — George Steinbrenner
- Computers are scary. Theyre nightmares to fix, lose our stuff, and, on occasion, they crash, producing the blue screen of death. Steve… — Wesley Morris
- I've got this terrible hernia. People think it's a fat gut, but it's not. — Richard Griffiths