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Jerry Coleman has 15 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

• A day without newspapers is like walking around without your pants on.
• He slides into second with a stand-up double.
• Gaylord Perry and Willie McCovey should know each other like a book. They've been ex-teammates for years now.
• Rich Folkers is throwing up in the bullpen.
• You never ask why you've been fired because if you do, they're liable to tell you.
• I've made a couple of mistakes I'd like to do over.
• Sometimes big trees grow out of acorns - I think I heard that from a squirrel.
• The new Haitian baseball can't weigh more than four ounces or less than five.
• Hats off to drug abusers everywhere.
• All the Padres need is a fly ball in the air.
• It was a death struggle every day being a Yankee you either won or you lost. There was no second place. Half…
• When you lose your hands, you can't play baseball.

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