Jerry Coleman Quotes
- A day without newspapers is like walking around without your pants on.
- He slides into second with a stand-up double.
- Gaylord Perry and Willie McCovey should know each other like a book. They've been ex-teammates for years now.
- Rich Folkers is throwing up in the bullpen.
- You never ask why you've been fired because if you do, they're liable to tell you.
- I've made a couple of mistakes I'd like to do over.
- Sometimes big trees grow out of acorns - I think I heard that from a squirrel.
- The new Haitian baseball can't weigh more than four ounces or less than five.
- Hats off to drug abusers everywhere.
- All the Padres need is a fly ball in the air.
- It was a death struggle every day being a Yankee you either won or you lost. There was no second place. Half of us were…
- When you lose your hands, you can't play baseball.
- Winfield goes back to the wall. He hits his head on the wall and it rolls off! It's rolling all the way back to second…
- And Kansas is at Chicago tonight or is it Chicago at Kansas City? Well, no matter as Kansas leads in the eighth four-to-four.