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General Colin Powell shocked a lot of people in Washington by speaking out against President Bush's policies, saying that the world is beginning to doubt… — Jay Leno
When Rick Perry was told about Kim Jong Il, he said, 'I never heard of him, but then again, I don't listen to that rap.' — Jay Leno
In India a farmhand was caught in the act with his cow. He said he had bad eyesight and thought it was his wife. — Spike Milligan
Martin Luther was asked, what would you do if tomorrow the world would come to an end, and he said, 'I would plant an apple… — Werner Herzog
The Dalai Lama was once asked for his favorite chant, and he said it was better not to have a favorite anything, which I think… — Jeremy Piven
I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates when he said...I drank what? — Val Kilmer
I appeared with many leading men. But working with Cary Grant was different from working with other actors. He was much more fun! I think… — Irene Dunne
I haven't really decided to be an actor yet! I started doing plays when I was about 15 or 16. I only did it because… — Robert Pattinson
Well, I take great comfort in the words of the apostle Paul who said, ‘What I will to do, that I do not practice. But… — Johnny Cash
Do you know what it took for Balanchine to put me, a black man, on stage with a white woman? This was 1957, before civil… — Arthur Mitchell
I got an agent. He said, what do you wanna do, and I said, I want an Oscar nomination. That's your job, that's what I'm… — William H. Macy
I'm trying to imitate Jesus in the fact that he said to be like children, to love children, to be as pure as children and… — Michael Jackson
I had the good fortune of speaking with Orson Wells many decades ago and he said 'Success is primarily luck anyway.' And I have been… — George Kennedy
These are all cases of proved or presumptive baloney. A deception arises, sometimes innocently but collaboratively, sometimes with cynical premeditation. Usually the victim is caught… — Carl Sagan
But Michael Jackson didn't have perfect diction - He said 'chamone' instead of 'come on'. — will.i.am
Capote wrote every day. He said that's the only way, you have to sit down every day and do it. — Debbie Harry
As we shall see, the concept of time has no meaning before the beginning of the universe. This was first pointed out by St. Augustine.… — Stephen Hawking
You will find true success and happiness if you have only one goal. There really is only one, and that is this: To fulfill the… — Oprah Winfrey
Say, I was on The Craig Kilbourne Show and the next day I flew to Minneapolis. I was at the airport and a guy came… — Mitch Hedberg
At my hotel room, my friend came over and asked to use the phone. I said Certainly. He said Do I need to dial 9… — Mitch Hedberg
One time a guy handed me a picture. He said, 'Here's a picture of me when I was younger.' Every picture is of you when… — Mitch Hedberg
I was diagnosed with an early, early stage of prostate cancer. I was almost a vegetarian then. I was heading that direction. What pushed me… — Michael Dorn
Mitt Romney we think is going run again. He says he has no plans to run, but he said if he did run, this time… — Bill Maher
Ted Cruz, of course, was furious that the big storm back east shut down the government. He said, 'That my job!' But you know, there… — Bill Maher
That Mitt Romney, he is a master campaigner. This week he was introducing his wife, and he said, 'She is the heavyweight champion of my… — Bill Maher

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