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- I know not, sir, whether Bacon wrote the works of Shakespeare, but if he did not, it seems to me that he… — James M. Barrie
- The certainty that life cannot be long, and the probability that it will be much shorter than nature allows, ought to awaken… — Samuel Johnson
- I think Rush Limbaugh was the 20th hijacker but he was just so strung out on Oxycontin he missed his flight ...… — Wanda Sykes
- That was the perfect penalty - apart from he missed it. — Rob McCaffrey
- Frankfurt, discussing a stuntman: He missed being killed in that shot be literally half an inch. — Guillermo del Toro
- Once a man would spend a week patiently waiting if he missed a stage coach, but now he rages if he misses… — Simeon Strunsky
- In his sophomore year Wilbanks tried out for the high school basketball team and made it. On the first day of practice… — Lynn G. Robbins
- Every spring he vowed to quit teaching school, and every summer he missed his pupils and searched for them on the streets. — Annie Dillard
- People are kind of upset with British Petroleum CEO Tony Hayward. Over the weekend, he was out on his yacht. And when… — David Letterman
- The only excuse for a novelist, aside from the entertainment and vicarious living his books give the people who read them, is… — John Dos Passos
- The guy comes up to the plate, there's always a chance where he can get a grand slam and everybody forgets about… — Brian McKnight
- The least thing upset him on the links. He missed short putts because of the uproar of the butterflies in the adjoining… — P.G. Wodehouse