Best Having Kids Quotes

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Everything with me is pretty close to the surface, but having kids has completely ruined my emotional equilibrium. — Olivia Colman
People are born, they have a limited amount of time going around thinking life is dandy but then, inevitably, tragedy strikes and they realize life… — Dominic West
I think having kids just makes you want to do things to help people. You have children, and you see how fragile and innocent and… — Lisa Marie Presley
I don't think I'll still be riding at 40. There are a couple of people who are still riding after having kids, like Mary King,… — Zara Phillips
I don't swear much; I've taken those words out of my vocabulary, and having kids, you have to have two sets of language! — Keith Urban
It's much easier to make jokes about not having kids. — Jen Kirkman
Having kids is something I want to see in my future - I hope. — Rachel Bilson
It's always astounded me to have succeeded at having kids. It's crazy! — Carla Bruni
Is it harder having kids and working? It definitely is, but the payoff is you get to go home to your kids, and it all… — Edie Falco
My friends started having children after college, while I was pursuing this crazy acting career and living hand to mouth. Plus, all my boyfriends were… — Edie Falco
I was able to be more reckless and now I still make mistakes, but having kids, you have a responsibility and these little people who… — Shooter Jennings
Being a woman in music and having kids, it's very hard to do both without neglecting one a bit. — Martha Wainwright
Everything has added up to a load that I'm getting tired of carrying. It's gotten so complicated. It's the three failed marriages, and having kids… — Phil Collins
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry. — Bill Cosby
When kids hit one year old, it's like hanging out with a miniature drunk. You have to hold onto them. They bump into things. They… — Johnny Depp
In moments when I question if I should be having kids, I think of all those phone calls from my sister-in-law, in which, 3,000 miles… — Beth Ditto
Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying. — Fran Lebowitz
Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky. — Fran Lebowitz
People always tell me I'm going to regret not having kids. But what if I have one and then I regret having it? Has anyone… — Karl Pilkington
Strangely enough, politics may just be the one realm in which having kids imposes no penalty on women. Kids are practically a necessity. For scientists,… — Stacy Schiff
Part of me feels you can't say you were truly in love if it didn't last. If I end up getting married and having kids,… — Taylor Swift
Having kids is something you can't always do. Kids are like lightning. You grab that lightning when you can get it. — John Travolta
A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does… — Bill Vaughan
There are times when parenthood seems nothing more than feeding the hand that bites you. — Peter De Vries
Or perhaps a widow found him and took him in: brought him an easy chair, changed his sweater every morning, shaved his face until the… — Jonathan Safran Foer

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