Handy Quotes

137 Handy quotes by 124 unique authors

..."And then we played Ping-Pong—” “Not pool? I always assumed he was a billiards man—I mean, it’s so handy the way he keeps a stick… — Claire LaZebnik
If there was an arrow speeding toward Will, I would be bound by oath to step in front of it.' 'Handy, that,' said Will. — Cassandra Clare
He knew one thing for sure, though. Whatever happened, Matt would have some handy excuse. He'd make up some story or change an old one,… — Charlie Higson
Boys, welcome to the wonderful world of talking to women about their feelings. As a handy primer, here are a few things you should know:… — Brandon Sanderson
Everybody dies. There’s nothing you can do about it. Whether or not you eat six almonds a day. Whether or not you believe in God.… — Nora Ephron
Meg, I give you your faults." "My faults!" Meg cried. "Your faults." "But I'm always trying to get rid of my faults!" "Yes," Mrs. Whatsit… — Madeleine L'Engle
Every man always has handy a dozen glib little reasons why he is right not to sacrifice himself. — Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn
Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy. — Groucho Marx
When smashing monuments, save the pedestals-they always come in handy. — Stanislaw Jerzy Lec
A government is like fire, a handy servant, but a dangerous master. — George Washington
Today secular philosophers call that kind of divine invocation God of the gaps-which comes in handy, because there has never been a shortage of gaps… — Neil deGrasse Tyson
Money you know you need or want to spend in the next few years is savings. Money you keep handy for an emergency belongs in… — Suze Orman
I slice up a ton of cucumbers, celery, carrots and red and yellow peppers. Keep them in your fridge so you always have something handy… — Summer Sanders
Beast Books will be longer than conventional long-form magazine articles but shorter than conventional nonfiction books. They will be published digitally and distributed on multiple… — Tina Brown
Language is handy, but we humans have social and emotional connections that transcend words and are communicated - and understood - without conscious thought. — Leonard Mlodinow
I am always getting ideas for song lyrics and keep a notebook handy. Nowadays, I take a laptop with me everywhere, because I have a… — Unknown Author
As a reader, I have a very short attention span and a low tolerance for boredom, and I find that comes in handy with my… — John Scalzi
I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy. — W.C. Fields
MUMMY, n. An ancient Egyptian, formerly in universal use among modern civilized nations as medicine, and now engaged in supplying art with an excellent pigment.… — Ambrose Bierce
The two women exchanged the kind of glance women use when no knife is handy. — Unknown Author
When I'm not having sex I like jacking off, it really cums-in-handy. — Nikhil Saluja
Books come in really handy when you need something to put your laptop on. — Nikhil Saluja
But met this knucklehead, thought he want a order, Came and asked me stop pitching to his daughter, Tell me it's the man, can't be,… — Camron
Scars can come in handy. I have one myself above my left knee that is a perfect map of the London Underground. — Albus Dumbledore
Do, do you got a first aid kit handy? Do, do you know how to patch up a wound? Tell me. Are, are, are you,… — Danity Kane

Who Wrote These Handy Quotes

124 authors contributed a total of 137 Handy Quotes, led by these top contributors: