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• Man steps on an ant when he can't catch the fly.
• The mathematicians are the priests of the modern world.
• Define the word exist, and you'll know whether God exists.
• A relativist is an individual who doesn't know the difference between an adjective and an adverb.
• Extinction catches Man by surprise because no one can even imagine that such a catastrophe can happen to an intelligent species.
• A mathematician is a magician who converts adjectives into nouns: continuous into continuum, infinite into infinity, infinitesimal into location, 0D into point,…
• Atheism is the opium of the mathematicians. Atheism is the religion of Mathematics.
• A mathematician is an individual who calls himself a 'physicist' and does 'physics' and physical experiments with abstract concepts.
• A mathematician says that an electromagnetic wave travels from Andromeda to your eye and that it also extends from Andromeda to your…
• If you can't illustrate 'it', 'it' doens't belong in Physics as a noun! You can't put an article in front. You can't…
• A mathematician is an individual who believes that prophesying that his dog will die if he deprives it of food constitutes a…
• For youth, sexual love is whim; for the aged, luxury.

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